After selling vibrators and dildos to douchebags and dildos all day, after witnessing the aftermath of a passing-out-cold-from-151-proof-rum-and-depressants situation at ein fellating lover's house, after being stuck with the oldies radio station for ten goddamn hours, after finally getting home and out of the bitter temperature, I finally crack open this here deuce of Heine.
And load this here water bong
:rasta:
I figure this is one of those moments where people, especially on Assbook, would predictably type some cute little catchy thing like "FML". But I'm actually quite content in this period. Fuck their lives.
Heineken now
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Re: Heineken now
[quote name="Holocaust"] Fuck their lives.[/quote]
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Re: Heineken now
That is one hell of a bad day
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Re: Heineken now
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Re: Heineken now
Frank is always relevant. I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOVES!!!