Heineken now

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Holocaust
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After selling vibrators and dildos to douchebags and dildos all day, after witnessing the aftermath of a passing-out-cold-from-151-proof-rum-and-depressants situation at ein fellating lover's house, after being stuck with the oldies radio station for ten goddamn hours, after finally getting home and out of the bitter temperature, I finally crack open this here deuce of Heine.



And load this here water bong







:rasta:









I figure this is one of those moments where people, especially on Assbook, would predictably type some cute little catchy thing like "FML". But I'm actually quite content in this period. :santa: Fuck their lives.
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[quote name="Holocaust"] Fuck their lives.[/quote]
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That is one hell of a bad day
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Frank is always relevant. I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOVES!!!
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