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yeah skinno, avoid fucking cocktails. Only beer. Is the best boozing without blacking out. From 15 to 21 I often blacked out :oldryan: :oldryan: :oldryan:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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cocktails are fine, long island iced teas however are not. it's like seven different types of liquor with a dash of coke (for color). i've sworn the things off for good, nothing but trouble.
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the nights I drank cocktails always eneded in disasters , I easly lose control with super alcolics :oldryan: :jizz:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I remember 2 bodyguards brought me off from a club cause I was so retarded drunk I walked inside with my pants down :oldryan:

I was 18 and full of Jack and coke anyway :necro:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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moment of clarity





if i had a dime for everytime i've said that or that i'm done drinking, i would be a rich splendid mate of mine :oldryan:
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well maybe not rich, but i'd have enough to get drunk again :redneck:
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:beer:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i stayed 100% sober this weekend :greenie:
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I didn't :oldryan:



went to work this morning with a nice buzz. :greenie:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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I was really drunk Thursday night, for partying the win of how was amsterdam. There I was stoned more than drunk actually.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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mmmmm it depends skinno. :paw:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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yeah, but anyway, weed could transform you in a tired zombie, alcool always exalt chaos and noise :redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I never fail to be motivated when stoned. Introduce copious quantities of alcohol and I'm ready to go to bed.
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[quote name="Skinfection"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]yeah, but anyway, weed could transform you in a tired zombie, alcool always exalt chaos and noise :redneck:[/quote]



it can, but thats only if you let it. i find doing things such as chores around the house to be much more enjoyable when high.[/quote]



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it's been about 50 weeks since i last had a drink of alcohol o.o
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after the seaside vacation I'm planning a sober period.



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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i get plastered pretty quickly on most things, but i do well on long island iced teas. i can drink several and walk away feeling only a buzz.
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because they were weak :santa:
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they didn't taste weak :huh:
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they all taste the same regardless of potency :homework:
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but what if they dont?
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[quote name="Skinfection"]high > drunk[/quote]



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[quote name="Nick"]but what if they dont?[/quote]



then it was not made correctly sir
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I've never blacked out. Want to some time.



After screwing around with various liquors, I have determined that Jagermeister is the best drink for me. The buzz is so much better.
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nobody actually wants to black out
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he's 14 though
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Blacking out at 14 is inadvisable. :santa:
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[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]nobody actually wants to black out[/quote]

Eh. Something to do. I would guess it takes quite a bit of alcohol to do this. So do you instantly get knocked out, or do you just get really tired and automatically fall asleep.



[quote name="rhino"]he's 14 though[/quote]

19. Nice try though.
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It depends on how quickly you drink. If you drink a lot of hard alcohol quickly, you're obvioulsy more likely to black out. Basically when you get super drunk, you kinda stop noticing things after a while, and eventually you realize you have no memory from a certain period of time. You can be walking around like you're just super-plastered, but you won't remember it. Blacking out is not the same as passing out. You don't "fall asleep" when you black out.
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I once blacked out at a party and woke up outside on their driveway the next morning with a sprinkler hitting me in the face. although I obvious passed out, I couldn't remember anything else that happened after the first hour or so that I had arrived at said party. :oldryan:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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probably. I try to avoid drinking as much I used to. this also affecting my tolerance as of late, as I've noticed it takes less for me to get drunk than it used to...which I suppose is a good thing.
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Beer is better for drinking all night because you never black out. :santa:



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...I think I've drank a whopping two or three times? :huh:
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You really oughta drink more.
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[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]You really oughta drink more.[/quote]



probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends" :oldryan: :blush:
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[quote name="HbW"]It depends on how quickly you drink. If you drink a lot of hard alcohol quickly, you're obvioulsy more likely to black out. Basically when you get super drunk, you kinda stop noticing things after a while, and eventually you realize you have no memory from a certain period of time. You can be walking around like you're just super-plastered, but you won't remember it. Blacking out is not the same as passing out. You don't "fall asleep" when you black out.[/quote]

Oh I see.



Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.
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I was quite drunk on sunday. I drunk drove home.
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[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I was quite drunk on sunday. I drunk drove home.[/quote]

How irresponsible. You could have killed a fellow worker.
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This was at 3 in the morning. The streets were empty.
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]You really oughta drink more.[/quote]



probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends" :oldryan: :blush:[/quote]



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[quote name="ManOfSteel"]This was at 3 in the morning. The streets were empty.[/quote]

The streets are never empty. Some of your fellow wage slaves have early working hours and might have been on the way to work.
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I only blacked out once. Luckily I was sitting on a toilet, so shitting myself would just be normal shitting. Unfortunately I recall the black fading away to blurry for a second to puke a firehose of beer and whiskey a few times onto the floor before the back faded back in. I was told I locked myself in there and mumbled all night.
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We drank two liters of vodka and smoked an ungodly amount of homegrown on my 21st birthday (I got a cat for my b-day too and we just stashed the pet carrier in the bathroom) and some dick manages to talk me into drinking a little triple-shot of Monte Alban tequila with the worm :oldryan:. I blacked out in the bathroom and was told the next day that I tried sleeping in the pet carrier in between violent sessions of vomiting.
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]You really oughta drink more.[/quote]



probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends" :oldryan: :blush:[/quote]

Make friends with Jack, Jim and Jameson.
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:beer:
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[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I was quite drunk on sunday. I drunk drove home.[/quote]



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[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]



Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]



be a man and drink a retarded amount of liquor that comes in a plastic bottle :god:
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]



Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]



be a man and drink a retarded amount of liquor that comes in a plastic bottle :god:[/quote]

I use to drink cheap vodka, but eh.
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[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]

That is neither uber, grim, nor kvlt.
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[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]

That is neither uber, grim, nor kvlt.[/quote]
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