fell off the wagon
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Re: fell off the wagon
yeah skinno, avoid fucking cocktails. Only beer. Is the best boozing without blacking out. From 15 to 21 I often blacked out
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: fell off the wagon
cocktails are fine, long island iced teas however are not. it's like seven different types of liquor with a dash of coke (for color). i've sworn the things off for good, nothing but trouble.
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Re: fell off the wagon
the nights I drank cocktails always eneded in disasters , I easly lose control with super alcolics
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: fell off the wagon
I remember 2 bodyguards brought me off from a club cause I was so retarded drunk I walked inside with my pants down
I was 18 and full of Jack and coke anyway
I was 18 and full of Jack and coke anyway
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: fell off the wagon
moment of clarity
if i had a dime for everytime i've said that or that i'm done drinking, i would be a rich splendid mate of mine
if i had a dime for everytime i've said that or that i'm done drinking, i would be a rich splendid mate of mine
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Re: fell off the wagon
well maybe not rich, but i'd have enough to get drunk again
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Re: fell off the wagon
i stayed 100% sober this weekend
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Re: fell off the wagon
I didn't
went to work this morning with a nice buzz.
went to work this morning with a nice buzz.
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Re: fell off the wagon
I was really drunk Thursday night, for partying the win of how was amsterdam. There I was stoned more than drunk actually.
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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mmmmm it depends skinno.
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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yeah, but anyway, weed could transform you in a tired zombie, alcool always exalt chaos and noise
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: fell off the wagon
I never fail to be motivated when stoned. Introduce copious quantities of alcohol and I'm ready to go to bed.
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="Skinfection"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]yeah, but anyway, weed could transform you in a tired zombie, alcool always exalt chaos and noise [/quote]
it can, but thats only if you let it. i find doing things such as chores around the house to be much more enjoyable when high.[/quote]
This is the way.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]yeah, but anyway, weed could transform you in a tired zombie, alcool always exalt chaos and noise [/quote]
it can, but thats only if you let it. i find doing things such as chores around the house to be much more enjoyable when high.[/quote]
This is the way.
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Re: fell off the wagon
it's been about 50 weeks since i last had a drink of alcohol o.o
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Re: fell off the wagon
after the seaside vacation I'm planning a sober period.
Pussy > alchool
Pussy > alchool
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: fell off the wagon
i get plastered pretty quickly on most things, but i do well on long island iced teas. i can drink several and walk away feeling only a buzz.
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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Re: fell off the wagon
because they were weak
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Re: fell off the wagon
they didn't taste weak
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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Re: fell off the wagon
they all taste the same regardless of potency
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Re: fell off the wagon
but what if they dont?
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="Skinfection"]high > drunk[/quote]
hell ya! :rasta:
hell ya! :rasta:
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="Nick"]but what if they dont?[/quote]
then it was not made correctly sir
then it was not made correctly sir
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Re: fell off the wagon
I've never blacked out. Want to some time.
After screwing around with various liquors, I have determined that Jagermeister is the best drink for me. The buzz is so much better.
After screwing around with various liquors, I have determined that Jagermeister is the best drink for me. The buzz is so much better.
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Re: fell off the wagon
nobody actually wants to black out
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Re: fell off the wagon
he's 14 though
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Re: fell off the wagon
Blacking out at 14 is inadvisable.
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]nobody actually wants to black out[/quote]
Eh. Something to do. I would guess it takes quite a bit of alcohol to do this. So do you instantly get knocked out, or do you just get really tired and automatically fall asleep.
[quote name="rhino"]he's 14 though[/quote]
19. Nice try though.
Eh. Something to do. I would guess it takes quite a bit of alcohol to do this. So do you instantly get knocked out, or do you just get really tired and automatically fall asleep.
[quote name="rhino"]he's 14 though[/quote]
19. Nice try though.
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Re: fell off the wagon
It depends on how quickly you drink. If you drink a lot of hard alcohol quickly, you're obvioulsy more likely to black out. Basically when you get super drunk, you kinda stop noticing things after a while, and eventually you realize you have no memory from a certain period of time. You can be walking around like you're just super-plastered, but you won't remember it. Blacking out is not the same as passing out. You don't "fall asleep" when you black out.
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Re: fell off the wagon
I once blacked out at a party and woke up outside on their driveway the next morning with a sprinkler hitting me in the face. although I obvious passed out, I couldn't remember anything else that happened after the first hour or so that I had arrived at said party.
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Re: fell off the wagon
probably. I try to avoid drinking as much I used to. this also affecting my tolerance as of late, as I've noticed it takes less for me to get drunk than it used to...which I suppose is a good thing.
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Re: fell off the wagon
Beer is better for drinking all night because you never black out.
I hate drinking liquor in large quantities because you wake up and everyone's pissed at you.
I hate drinking liquor in large quantities because you wake up and everyone's pissed at you.
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Re: fell off the wagon
...I think I've drank a whopping two or three times?
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: fell off the wagon
You really oughta drink more.
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]You really oughta drink more.[/quote]
probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends"
probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends"
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="HbW"]It depends on how quickly you drink. If you drink a lot of hard alcohol quickly, you're obvioulsy more likely to black out. Basically when you get super drunk, you kinda stop noticing things after a while, and eventually you realize you have no memory from a certain period of time. You can be walking around like you're just super-plastered, but you won't remember it. Blacking out is not the same as passing out. You don't "fall asleep" when you black out.[/quote]
Oh I see.
Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.
Oh I see.
Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.
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Re: fell off the wagon
I was quite drunk on sunday. I drunk drove home.
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I was quite drunk on sunday. I drunk drove home.[/quote]
How irresponsible. You could have killed a fellow worker.
How irresponsible. You could have killed a fellow worker.
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Re: fell off the wagon
This was at 3 in the morning. The streets were empty.
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]You really oughta drink more.[/quote]
probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends" [/quote]
Drink is your fellating lover!
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]You really oughta drink more.[/quote]
probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends" [/quote]
Drink is your fellating lover!
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]This was at 3 in the morning. The streets were empty.[/quote]
The streets are never empty. Some of your fellow wage slaves have early working hours and might have been on the way to work.
The streets are never empty. Some of your fellow wage slaves have early working hours and might have been on the way to work.
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Re: fell off the wagon
I only blacked out once. Luckily I was sitting on a toilet, so shitting myself would just be normal shitting. Unfortunately I recall the black fading away to blurry for a second to puke a firehose of beer and whiskey a few times onto the floor before the back faded back in. I was told I locked myself in there and mumbled all night.
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We drank two liters of vodka and smoked an ungodly amount of homegrown on my 21st birthday (I got a cat for my b-day too and we just stashed the pet carrier in the bathroom) and some dick manages to talk me into drinking a little triple-shot of Monte Alban tequila with the worm . I blacked out in the bathroom and was told the next day that I tried sleeping in the pet carrier in between violent sessions of vomiting.
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]You really oughta drink more.[/quote]
probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends" [/quote]
Make friends with Jack, Jim and Jameson.
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]You really oughta drink more.[/quote]
probably should, i'll add that to my to-do list right under "make some friends" [/quote]
Make friends with Jack, Jim and Jameson.
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Re: fell off the wagon
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I was quite drunk on sunday. I drunk drove home.[/quote]
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]
be a man and drink a retarded amount of liquor that comes in a plastic bottle
Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]
be a man and drink a retarded amount of liquor that comes in a plastic bottle
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]
be a man and drink a retarded amount of liquor that comes in a plastic bottle [/quote]
I use to drink cheap vodka, but eh.
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]
be a man and drink a retarded amount of liquor that comes in a plastic bottle [/quote]
I use to drink cheap vodka, but eh.
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[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]
That is neither uber, grim, nor kvlt.
That is neither uber, grim, nor kvlt.
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Re: fell off the wagon
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]
That is neither uber, grim, nor kvlt.[/quote]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Whenever I drink (Jager is my drink of choice), I just drink a 6-8oz glass of it, and then I'm nicely buzzed. I don't continue to drink.[/quote]
That is neither uber, grim, nor kvlt.[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]