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Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 19 Aug 2012, 02:52

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb ... lp00000009

Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale

A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking vice squad -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale.

Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.

He is being held at a Broward County jail on a $300 bond, which means that at some point in the last few days, a somber county judge read his name aloud in court (here's hoping it was Judge John Hurley, just to bring his week full circle).

Mudd is not the first jailbird to have a strange name, of course. In Wisconsin, vice squad booked Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop for multiple charges, and on the flip side, a woman who tried to stop three brothers from robbing a Texas WalMart last year turned out to be named Monique Lawless.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 19 Aug 2012, 02:55

cire · Post by **cire** » 19 Aug 2012, 03:01

that's pretty fucking awesome

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 24 Jul 2021, 22:56

lummo never posts news anymore

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 24 Jul 2021, 23:14

i wish i could share some of the ones we've found at work because there are some real doozies in there

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 24 Jul 2021, 23:17

Like?

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 24 Jul 2021, 23:47

Mike Hawk is a real name.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 25 Jul 2021, 00:21

The best are when people give obvious fake names to reporters and get quoted as such

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 25 Jul 2021, 00:25

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 25 Jul 2021, 08:36

giza butler wrote: ↑
24 Jul 2021, 23:17
Like?

i can't tell you because they could hypothetically find it here and then trace it back to me and i would immediately lose my job, no questions asked. i have not exactly been cautious about hiding who i am or where i work, it is an admittedly small amount of risk but not one i am willing to take

some really incredibly funny ones though. half a dozen named after famous nazis off the top of my head (and i'm not talking about dudes who just happen to be named adolf)

User · Post by **User** » 25 Jul 2021, 09:15

can you feel the RISK of posting anonymously on the MABB mark

this is the rush of the internet in the gloryhole era

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 25 Jul 2021, 09:32

User · Post by **User** » 25 Jul 2021, 09:38

at least there is less porn on here than when we were teenagers

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 25 Jul 2021, 09:58

User wrote: ↑
25 Jul 2021, 09:38
at least there is less porn on here than when we were teenagers

Don’t give dusty ideas

User · Post by **User** » 25 Jul 2021, 10:09

yeah he really got into the gay porn for a while there, huuuuge cocks

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