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Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 21 Jan 2013, 06:28

If any of you are interested, I finished my aphorism style book. Right now it is available as an ebook and paperback from Lulu.



http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=davodian&x=2&y=8&sitesearch=lulu.com&q=



thanks for checking it out
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Re: Released my book

Postby Verbal » 21 Jan 2013, 06:35

pretentious self indulgent pile of wank
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Re: Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 21 Jan 2013, 08:01

[quote name="Verbal"]pretentious self indulgent pile of wank[/quote]



Yes, yes I am sure it is not as insightful or substantial as your 15K useless interwebs thread posts, but it would behoove you to actually be more informed about something before spewing your vacuous opinions about it.





Cheer up buddy, you'll "get it" some day :thingy:
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Re: Released my book

Postby Josh » 21 Jan 2013, 08:02

I have no clue who you are. the chapel has aids :santa:
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Re: Released my book

Postby zim » 21 Jan 2013, 08:19

Cool stuff! Had no idea you were working on a book.
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Re: Released my book

Postby The Ultimate » 21 Jan 2013, 08:25

What is this book about
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Re: Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 21 Jan 2013, 08:31

[quote name="zim"]Cool stuff! Had no idea you were working on a book.[/quote]



Thanks Zim, yea I think I mentioned it in another thread a little while ago but in passing.



Ironman, the book is about looking at life's conventions in a different way, filtered through atheism & existentialism.

The aphoristic style allows for brief thought but in such a way to make a reader really ponder over each one.
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Re: Released my book

Postby The Ultimate » 21 Jan 2013, 08:40

How much time did it take you to write it and what is your advice to me if I want to write a book too?
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Re: Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 21 Jan 2013, 08:53

[quote name="IRONMAN"]How much time did it take you to write it and what is your advice to me if I want to write a book too?[/quote]





It is an on-going process, at least for me. Been writing these for a long time, years really; but I guess you could say putting it together and getting it out there took about 2 to 3 months. Iron, if you have really specific questions about your project, just PM me and I'll try to answer whatever question you have about this.
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Re: Released my book

Postby Nick » 21 Jan 2013, 09:49

No one fucking cares
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Re: Released my book

Postby Abzu » 21 Jan 2013, 09:56

:santa: I do!



Looks interesting, Bob
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Re: Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 21 Jan 2013, 09:57

[quote name="Nick"]No one fucking cares[/quote]



I know it is difficult for you not to echo the childhood phrase you heard over and over that made you feel small in the world, but if you really don't care why take the time to post? Children are just crying to be heard aye Nick.



I can't be the moderator here for special Olympics so the hapless need not post.





:xx: Abzu
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Re: Released my book

Postby cire » 21 Jan 2013, 10:02

congrats i guess :santa:
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Re: Released my book

Postby rhino » 21 Jan 2013, 10:03

is there any pictures? black people don't read
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Re: Released my book

Postby Shredlord » 21 Jan 2013, 10:09

Congratulations. Don't let the knuckle-draggers on this site drag you down. Could you post one example so we can see your style?
I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
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Re: Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 21 Jan 2013, 10:55

Thanks cire \m/





sorry rhino haha the book's cover is the only one





[quote name="Shredlord"]Congratulations. Don't let the knuckle-draggers on this site drag you down. Could you post one example so we can see your style?[/quote]



thanks haha not at all, if you don't let them throw their feces around once in a while...

Yea for sure! If you go to the paperback edition page, there is a preview link. Check it out: http://www.lulu.com/shop/babak-davodian/from-the-apex-aphorisms-epigrams/paperback/product-20645975.html#
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Re: Released my book

Postby FUKKET » 21 Jan 2013, 11:43

congrats dude.



don't know why everyone is going :fuckoff:





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Re: Released my book

Postby M.Bison » 21 Jan 2013, 13:41

So, you came up with and wrote these little words of wisdom? The entire book consists of this?
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Re: Released my book

Postby vega » 21 Jan 2013, 18:16

congratualation :santa:
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Re: Released my book

Postby Holocaust » 21 Jan 2013, 20:04

[quote name="vega"]congratualation :santa:[/quote]
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Re: Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 21 Jan 2013, 21:07

Thank you Vega, Fukket, Holocaust :xx:



Hey M.Bison, yes that is right. The book contains a few hundred+. There will be more in the future!
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Re: Released my book

Postby Verbal » 22 Jan 2013, 02:08

the description of the book alone should be reason enough to ban him. what an arrogant obnoxious foreskin fungus
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Re: Released my book

Postby Hugo. » 22 Jan 2013, 02:56

Congratulations on writing a book. :thingy:



Don't listen to Johnny. He has a particularly debilitating form of low-functioning autism.
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Re: Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 22 Jan 2013, 06:05

[quote name="Zilly Toid"]Congratulations on writing a book. :thingy:



Don't listen to Johnny. He has a particularly debilitating form of low-functioning autism.[/quote]





Thanks man!

Not an issue, just shocked that a troll has 15k posts
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Re: Released my book

Postby Hugo. » 22 Jan 2013, 07:19

He is one of god's own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die. :santa:
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Re: Released my book

Postby Shredlord » 22 Jan 2013, 07:32

Very nice...one could ponder each aphorism for quite a while. For those who don't want to think, there's always Hustler magazine.
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Re: Released my book

Postby Skinfection » 22 Jan 2013, 08:15

[quote name="Zilly Toid"]He is one of god's own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die. :santa:[/quote]



i dunno if i'd exactly compare gleeso to dr. gonzo
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Re: Released my book

Postby Abzu » 22 Jan 2013, 09:23

[quote name="Shredlord"]Very nice...one could ponder each aphorism for quite a while. For those who don't want to think, there's always Hustler magazine.[/quote]

You always pick the most stale examples when saying things like this.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: Released my book

Postby zim » 22 Jan 2013, 10:20

let's be douches to each other some more
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Re: Released my book

Postby The Ultimate » 22 Jan 2013, 10:27

Fuck off
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Re: Released my book

Postby horse dealies » 22 Jan 2013, 10:27

gleeso is on fire in this thread and it fills my pants with mirth
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Re: Released my book

Postby Nick » 22 Jan 2013, 10:29

[quote name="zim"]let's be douches to each other some more[/quote]



:idea:
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Re: Released my book

Postby Abzu » 22 Jan 2013, 10:53

:fonz:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: Released my book

Postby FUKKET » 22 Jan 2013, 14:04

you play guitar nice
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Re: Released my book

Postby Hugo. » 22 Jan 2013, 23:39

[quote name="FUKKET"]you play guitar nice[/quote]



Quit twisting the pocket pussy.
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Re: Released my book

Postby vega » 23 Jan 2013, 00:12

[youtube]WrVlMSzp3T8[/youtube]



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Re: Released my book

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:judge:
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Re: Released my book

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[quote name="Zilly Toid"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]you play guitar nice[/quote]



Quit twisting the pocket pussy.[/quote]



but he does :santa:

i like his vids
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Re: Released my book

Postby M.Bison » 23 Jan 2013, 05:34

[quote name="FUKKET"]i like his vids[/quote]
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Re: Released my book

Postby baron von blondle » 23 Jan 2013, 06:14

[quote name="M.Bison"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]i like his tits[/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Re: Released my book

Postby Abzu » 23 Jan 2013, 16:42

His MA cover vids :xx:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: Released my book

Postby FUKKET » 30 Jan 2013, 17:04

[quote name="Abzu"]His MA cover vids :xx:[/quote]



hid DEP cover vid :xx:
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Re: Released my book

Postby Abzu » 30 Jan 2013, 18:59

:hid:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: Released my book

Postby beandorkio » 02 Feb 2013, 11:25

[quote name="TranscendingMusic"]thanks haha not at all, if you don't let them throw their feces around once in a while[/quote]



dude, take it from me...every time you release something you have to tell everyone you fucking hate them, that they WILL recognise your work for the god-sent genius it is, and that you will hunt them down and kill them if they do not buy/worship it



Otherwise you might as well just bare your throat and give them a set of bear-trap dentures



:judge:
[quote name="it the dusto"]Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks[/quote]



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]People is fucking crazy[/quote]
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Re: Released my book

Postby Taurean Mixing » 04 Feb 2013, 04:54

[quote name="beandorkio"]
[quote name="TranscendingMusic"]thanks haha not at all, if you don't let them throw their feces around once in a while[/quote]



dude, take it from me...every time you release something you have to tell everyone you fucking hate them, that they WILL recognise your work for the god-sent genius it is, and that you will hunt them down and kill them if they do not buy/worship it



Otherwise you might as well just bare your throat and give them a set of bear-trap dentures



:judge:[/quote]



:lol:

Although that is funny there is truth to it as I have seen over the past 10 years of being more active in online forums. It is either a strong defensiveness approach or a kind of "barter" that will allow one to get a word in with most people. In other words, you can't dispel any kind of authority over them if they don't know you or if you haven't given them something yet. The "day of the seer" is over so to speak. With this forum as an exception, most conventional ones with more conventional "thinking" patrons, this sequence is almost guaranteed every time. It's disturbing; it implicates that there is a primal thing that takes priority first over everything else, even a good idea or something created out of passion for example.



Anyway :rshot:
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Re: Released my book

Postby zim » 03 Jun 2017, 04:15

Verbal wrote:pretentious self indulgent pile of wank


this was a great post

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