RealManofSteel

Shoot the shit with other metal folk. Free discussion on any topic that doesn't suit the other forums. Avoid mentioning carpet.
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:mmno: :huh:



I just scratched my beard and felt a sharp pain. I looked down and a hair was stabbed into my finger.



My beard :xx: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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:xx: :::::::::::::::::
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:beardsplinter:
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Hot diggity!
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My beard is soft. That shit don't happen 'round here.
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You know what they say:



Soft beard, soft...
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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*hair on the bottom of the scormut which cushions an above-average schlong :santa:
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If only work allowed me to grow out a beard. :frown:
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[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]*hair on the bottom of the scormut which cushions an overly-limp schlong :santa:[/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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