Iranian sniper or Wookiee? How to tell them apart

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Iranian sniper or Wookiee? How to tell them apart

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Iranian snipers in full camouflage take part in the Army Day parade in Tehran on 18 March 2009. Photograph: Behrouz Mehri/AFP/Getty Images



Over the weekend Iranian snipers marched in the annual Army Day parade in Tehran in full camouflage, looking less like crack combatants and more like Wookiee extras from a forgotten Star Wars spin-off. So how do you tell the difference?



Iranian army sniper



When and where: now, Iran.



Planet of origin: Earth.



Language: Persian, officially.



Average height: approximately 5ft 8in, without haystack suit.



Weapon of choice: the sniper rifle, presumably, although pictured holding the rather less precise AK-47 assault rifle for some reason.



Strategic advantages: concealment. Would be virtually invisible, for example, at a Star Wars convention, or in a vat of angel hair pasta.



Also sometimes confused with: Cruella De Vil after dry cleaning mishap; a compost heap.



Wookiee



When and where: a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.



Planet of origin: Kashyyyk.



Language: Shyriiwook, a system of barks, groans and gargling.



Average height: 6ft 11in (the actor who played Chewbacca, Peter Mayhew, stood at 7ft 3in).



Weapon of choice: the bowcaster, a crossbow firing magnetically accelerated projectiles, according to online resource Wookieepedia.



Strategic advantages: strong, readily lends itself to merchandising.



Also sometimes confused with: the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz; Brian Blessed.
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Are there alot of mossy swamps in Iran? If so then I can see why they would wear those things, but thats just my opinion. FUnny topic.
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Iran has a wide range of climates actually.



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Ghillie suit, the finest attire for the discerning silent killer.
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that looks fucking awesome
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Bowcasters :xx:
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Yeah, why the hell are they carrying Ak's?
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shouldn't they be wielding sniper rifles? :krinor: :piss1:
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aye. that's a dumb representation.
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Ghillie suits are fucking awesome.
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They look nothing like me.
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i beg to differ.
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Beg all you want :rshot:
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Those guys do not look like our Wookie. :frown:
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shhh we'll just let him get all self-conscious!
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[quote name="erica"]shhh we'll just let him get all self-conscious![/quote]

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ima hairless wookie :tit:
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How the hell are you a sniper with Kalashnikovs? Those aren't dragunovs....
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