who here has pooped in the woods

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 14 Sep 2013, 18:34

and if so was it a successful poop

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 14 Sep 2013, 18:38

when i was very wee i did this

it was not super successful

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 14 Sep 2013, 18:43

I pooped out of a tree in a fellating lover's backyard when I was about 8 or so.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Sep 2013, 20:58

I've pooped in the woods many, many times. These were successful endeavors.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Sep 2013, 20:59

I was pooping in the woods in the 80s and the gloryhole era .

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 14 Sep 2013, 21:31

Which decade out of the two was the better for pooping in?

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 14 Sep 2013, 22:02

I done pooped in the woods a few times

scunt. · Post by **scunt.** » 14 Sep 2013, 23:05

done dug me a hole and took a shit in the woods a few times

deckard · Post by **deckard** » 14 Sep 2013, 23:12

nah, not yet. i shit in the sea once.

Phantoon · Post by **Phantoon** » 14 Sep 2013, 23:16

woods pooping in the 90's

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 14 Sep 2013, 23:53

Has anyone on D.exter or Breaking Bad pooped in the woods? Because I bet that would be soooooooooooooooo awesome.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 15 Sep 2013, 00:20

no woods in breaking bad it is the desert

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 15 Sep 2013, 00:30

POOP FART FECES FECAL FUNSIZE STINKY ASSHOLE DIRTY SHITTER COLON CONNOISSEURS SHART HERSHEY HIGHWAY SHIT SHAKES BODACIOUS BROWNEYE POPSICLE POOPER DIARRHEA DORITOS

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 15 Sep 2013, 00:31

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 15 Sep 2013, 00:36

I have done this a time or seven

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 15 Sep 2013, 02:02

omg hey jorsh dusto asked for no spoilers

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 15 Sep 2013, 02:39

wet ones for the win when in the outdoors for a few days

Shredlord · Post by **Shredlord** » 15 Sep 2013, 02:43

[quote name="rhino"]

wet ones for the win when in the outdoors for a few days

[/quote]

I was wondering what y'all outdoor poopers used for anal cleansing.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 15 Sep 2013, 02:53

I have a bottle of soap that you don't need water to wash with, but wet ones are good for your face, hands, balls, gooch, and ass. just don't wipe your face last

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 15 Sep 2013, 02:56

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Which decade out of the two was the better for pooping in?[/quote]

Well, in the gloryhole era I was 10-19 years old and much better at pooping appropriately, so I was better at pooping in the woods in the gloryhole era . However, in the 80s, I was infant-9 and, while less experienced at pooping appropriately, it was unarguably more fun to poop in the woods.

gloryhole era - better at pooping correctly

80s - more fun

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 15 Sep 2013, 03:42

It seems to me that wiping with wet naps would just kinda smear everything.

Aðalsteinn · Post by **Aðalsteinn** » 15 Sep 2013, 03:55

Never done this, thankfully.

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:05

[quote name="jorsh"]POOP FART FECES FECAL FUNSIZE STINKY ASSHOLE DIRTY SHITTER COLON CONNOISSEURS SHART HERSHEY HIGHWAY SHIT SHAKES BODACIOUS BROWNEYE POPSICLE POOPER DIARRHEA DORITOS[/quote]

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:19

I like doritos.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:24

i was just thinking i was a bit peckish and now youve reminded me i got some doritos earlier which i can now consume

deckard · Post by **deckard** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:24

i need liquids

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:25

Enjoy them.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:35

Shitting in the ocean is like pooping on a cloud

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:45

Aðalsteinn · Post by **Aðalsteinn** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:50

How people here always find new ways to discuss poop is beyond me

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:52

POOP HAHA POOP

scunt. · Post by **scunt.** » 15 Sep 2013, 04:53

if tam was a superhero his power would be shitting into his hands and forming them into poopsicle daggers. or he'd be like the t1000 but made of liquid shit

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 15 Sep 2013, 06:40

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 15 Sep 2013, 07:27

Aðalsteinn · Post by **Aðalsteinn** » 15 Sep 2013, 16:44

I got wood

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 16 Sep 2013, 03:17

I used a fellating lover's sock once to wipe. I wish they made disposable socks for wiping because that shit is luxurious

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 16 Sep 2013, 03:23

i hope they took off the sock first

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 16 Sep 2013, 03:24

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 13 Nov 2017, 18:14

horse dealies wrote:when i was very wee i did this

it was not super successful

Further elaboration is needed on this.

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 13 Nov 2017, 18:30

no. no its really not

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 13 Nov 2017, 19:22

it is though

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 13 Nov 2017, 22:46

how is that post not self-explanatory

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Nov 2017, 00:11

TamPron wrote:It seems to me that wiping with wet naps would just kinda smear everything.

One would think so, but wet naps aren't too different from baby wipes and those do a fantastic job at removing poo.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 14 Nov 2017, 00:16

Just use a squirrel

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 14 Nov 2017, 01:59

Abzu wrote:
TamPron wrote:It seems to me that wiping with wet naps would just kinda smear everything.
One would think so, but wet naps aren't too different from baby wipes and those do a fantastic job at removing poo.

it is impossible to overstate this

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Nov 2017, 06:01

horse dealies wrote:
Abzu wrote:
TamPron wrote:It seems to me that wiping with wet naps would just kinda smear everything.
One would think so, but wet naps aren't too different from baby wipes and those do a fantastic job at removing poo.
it is impossible to overstate this

ein Dusty One knows.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 14 Nov 2017, 07:24

I use these things now. they make my butt extra clean.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 15 Nov 2017, 00:19

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 15 Nov 2017, 01:27

as a fellow young times woods-shitter i understand precisely the ways in which said can be unsuccessful, and require no further elaboration on dusty's post

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 15 Nov 2017, 06:01

it’s really pretty self-explanatory