who here has pooped in the woods
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who here has pooped in the woods
and if so was it a successful poop
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
I pooped out of a tree in a fellating lover's backyard when I was about 8 or so.
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
I've pooped in the woods many, many times. These were successful endeavors.
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
I was pooping in the woods in the 80s and the gloryhole era .
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
I done pooped in the woods a few times
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
done dug me a hole and took a shit in the woods a few times
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
nah, not yet. i shit in the sea once.
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
woods pooping in the 90's
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Has anyone on D.exter or Breaking Bad pooped in the woods? Because I bet that would be soooooooooooooooo awesome.
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
POOP FART FECES FECAL FUNSIZE STINKY ASSHOLE DIRTY SHITTER COLON CONNOISSEURS SHART HERSHEY HIGHWAY SHIT SHAKES BODACIOUS BROWNEYE POPSICLE POOPER DIARRHEA DORITOS
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
I have done this a time or seven
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
omg hey jorsh dusto asked for no spoilers
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
wet ones for the win when in the outdoors for a few days
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
[quote name="rhino"]
wet ones for the win when in the outdoors for a few days [/quote]
I was wondering what y'all outdoor poopers used for anal cleansing.
wet ones for the win when in the outdoors for a few days [/quote]
I was wondering what y'all outdoor poopers used for anal cleansing.
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I have a bottle of soap that you don't need water to wash with, but wet ones are good for your face, hands, balls, gooch, and ass. just don't wipe your face last
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Which decade out of the two was the better for pooping in?[/quote]
Well, in the gloryhole era I was 10-19 years old and much better at pooping appropriately, so I was better at pooping in the woods in the gloryhole era . However, in the 80s, I was infant-9 and, while less experienced at pooping appropriately, it was unarguably more fun to poop in the woods.
gloryhole era - better at pooping correctly
80s - more fun
Well, in the gloryhole era I was 10-19 years old and much better at pooping appropriately, so I was better at pooping in the woods in the gloryhole era . However, in the 80s, I was infant-9 and, while less experienced at pooping appropriately, it was unarguably more fun to poop in the woods.
gloryhole era - better at pooping correctly
80s - more fun
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
It seems to me that wiping with wet naps would just kinda smear everything.
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
Never done this, thankfully.
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom<br />
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
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[quote name="jorsh"]POOP FART FECES FECAL FUNSIZE STINKY ASSHOLE DIRTY SHITTER COLON CONNOISSEURS SHART HERSHEY HIGHWAY SHIT SHAKES BODACIOUS BROWNEYE POPSICLE POOPER DIARRHEA DORITOS[/quote]
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I like doritos.
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
i was just thinking i was a bit peckish and now youve reminded me i got some doritos earlier which i can now consume
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
i need liquids
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Enjoy them.
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
Shitting in the ocean is like pooping on a cloud
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
How people here always find new ways to discuss poop is beyond me
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom<br />
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
POOP HAHA POOP
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
if tam was a superhero his power would be shitting into his hands and forming them into poopsicle daggers. or he'd be like the t1000 but made of liquid shit
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
I got wood
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I used a fellating lover's sock once to wipe. I wish they made disposable socks for wiping because that shit is luxurious
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i hope they took off the sock first
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
Further elaboration is needed on this.horse dealies wrote:when i was very wee i did this
it was not super successful
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no. no its really not
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it is though
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
how is that post not self-explanatory
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One would think so, but wet naps aren't too different from baby wipes and those do a fantastic job at removing poo.TamPron wrote:It seems to me that wiping with wet naps would just kinda smear everything.
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Just use a squirrel
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it is impossible to overstate thisAbzu wrote:One would think so, but wet naps aren't too different from baby wipes and those do a fantastic job at removing poo.TamPron wrote:It seems to me that wiping with wet naps would just kinda smear everything.
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ein Dusty One knows.horse dealies wrote:it is impossible to overstate thisAbzu wrote:One would think so, but wet naps aren't too different from baby wipes and those do a fantastic job at removing poo.TamPron wrote:It seems to me that wiping with wet naps would just kinda smear everything.
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I use these things now. they make my butt extra clean.
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
as a fellow young times woods-shitter i understand precisely the ways in which said can be unsuccessful, and require no further elaboration on dusty's post
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Re: who here has pooped in the woods
it’s really pretty self-explanatory