I think I ran over a frog tonight
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I think I ran over a frog tonight
And this makes me very sad. It was raining real hard and swerving was not an option. I feel like such a shithead.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
well your name is shitty.
but yeah, that sucks. poor kermit.
but yeah, that sucks. poor kermit.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
Sometimes it just comes down to you or the frog.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
[quote name="erica"]well your name is shitty.
but yeah, that throws shit on the fire. poor kermit.[/quote]
Ho ho ho!
Yeah, he was a cute little thing. If I didn't hit him, I'm sure someone else would have.
but yeah, that throws shit on the fire. poor kermit.[/quote]
Ho ho ho!
Yeah, he was a cute little thing. If I didn't hit him, I'm sure someone else would have.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
yeah, probably. and they would not have had your sympathy, so at least someone grieved its passing.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
:hug:
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
awww its okay shitty, i'm sure he's in froggy heaven now.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
i hit a squirrel once last fall. he didn't die right then and there, but i am pretty sure he limped off into the woods to await a very slow and painful death
bitch shouldn't have tried to run under my car
bitch shouldn't have tried to run under my car
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
fo reel yo. i had a deer hit me (my car, rather) once. that was a weird experience.
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
Happens sometimes, cars are against nature animals are just going about their business animal meet car splat, tis' life as a human.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
[quote name="erica"]fo reel yo. i had a deer hit me (my car, rather) once. that was a weird experience.[/quote]
That actually happens a lot.
That actually happens a lot.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
yah i hit a deer once too and it scared the shit out of me. my friggin air bags went off, which added to the shock-factor. it was loud, it felt like getting a light punch, then the car filled with whatever gas is used to inflate the bags. friggin scary.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
those fucking bastards need to learn to look both ways first!
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
i've been involved in probably half a dozen instances where we came within a few feet of hitting a deer, but never the real deal. seen a few post-collision vehicles though, larger adult deer can fuck a car up nice and good
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
i got lucky. the deer only pushed in my driver's side view mirror, no damage. scared the crap outta me though.
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
I hope a moose never decides to end me.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
actually i almost hit a deer on my bicycle one time. i was probably within about 10 yards or so. i didn't see it coming because i must have been looking down at something.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
It's really easy to not hit them in November. They don't make themselves as known here.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
we have plenty of good ol' boys out here doing that, but the deer are still a force to be reckoned with on the road.
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
goddamnit i want some venison now
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
bleh i can't stand it, but i'm weird.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
I promise Im not a good ol boy lol
I do love me some huntin' though
I do love me some huntin' though
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
most frogs reproduce in gargantuan proportions if that helps ease your guilt any
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
Luke, hows the battle against killer frogs is going in Australia?
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
a big wasp entered in my room from the garden before :grimbeard:
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
I read this as "I think Imran ran over a frog tonight".
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[quote name="Lavabug"]I read this as "I think Imran ran over a frog tonight". [/quote]
HAH!
Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing.
HAH!
Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
I almost hit a goose crossing the road, but I was able to stop in time.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why didn't you run that disgusting thing over?
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a goose bit my brother in the balls for his cookies one time
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[quote name="Redd"]What the fuck is wrong with you? Why didn't you run that disgusting thing over?[/quote]
what's wrong with geese?
what's wrong with geese?
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[quote name="Teignub"]a goose bit my brother in the balls for his cookies one time[/quote]
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[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Teignub"]a goose bit my brother in the balls for his cookies one time[/quote]
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[quote name="Teignub"]a goose bit my brother in the balls for his cookies one time[/quote]
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing. [/quote]
that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.
Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing. [/quote]
that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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a deer ran into my car door once
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[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing. [/quote]
that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.[/quote]
A sexy leopard elevator I worked at my old job hit a bird and had the poor dead thing stuck in her grill the entire day. She had one of the guys remove it and he almost puked.
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing. [/quote]
that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.[/quote]
A sexy leopard elevator I worked at my old job hit a bird and had the poor dead thing stuck in her grill the entire day. She had one of the guys remove it and he almost puked.
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[quote name="Redd"]What the fuck is wrong with you? Why didn't you run that disgusting thing over?[/quote]
what's wrong with geese?[/quote]
They shit all over the place and are a general nuisance. There are too many of them. However; they have very cute babies.
[quote name="Redd"]What the fuck is wrong with you? Why didn't you run that disgusting thing over?[/quote]
what's wrong with geese?[/quote]
They shit all over the place and are a general nuisance. There are too many of them. However; they have very cute babies.
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing. [/quote]
that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.[/quote]
A sexy leopard elevator I worked at my old job hit a bird and had the poor dead thing stuck in her grill the entire day. She had one of the guys remove it and he almost puked. [/quote]
Remember when Rotting Cycle played at Torchy's and Tyler had a bird stick his grill?
[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing. [/quote]
that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.[/quote]
A sexy leopard elevator I worked at my old job hit a bird and had the poor dead thing stuck in her grill the entire day. She had one of the guys remove it and he almost puked. [/quote]
Remember when Rotting Cycle played at Torchy's and Tyler had a bird stick his grill?
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He got drunk and pooped his pants.
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Re: I think I ran over a frog tonight
I punched a canada goose in the face in the way back when.
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[quote name="Devy"]I punched a canada goose in the face in the way back when.[/quote]
Those things have ruined the beaches in my hometown with their monstrous shits.
Those things have ruined the beaches in my hometown with their monstrous shits.
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I've never punched a goose but once I punched a sparrow that my cat brought in but did not kill. He let it go and it began flying all the fuck over in the house and as it went by me I punched it. I didnt actually think Id make contact but I did. It was really funny.
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