I think I ran over a frog tonight

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 22 Apr 2009, 09:31

And this makes me very sad. It was raining real hard and swerving was not an option. I feel like such a shithead.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 22 Apr 2009, 09:35

well your name is shitty.

but yeah, that sucks. poor kermit.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Apr 2009, 09:37

Sometimes it just comes down to you or the frog.

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 22 Apr 2009, 09:39

[quote name="erica"]well your name is shitty.

but yeah, that throws shit on the fire. poor kermit.[/quote]

Ho ho ho!

Yeah, he was a cute little thing. If I didn't hit him, I'm sure someone else would have.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 22 Apr 2009, 09:45

yeah, probably. and they would not have had your sympathy, so at least someone grieved its passing.

zim · Post by **zim** » 22 Apr 2009, 09:53

:hug:

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:09

awww its okay shitty, i'm sure he's in froggy heaven now.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:11

i hit a squirrel once last fall. he didn't die right then and there, but i am pretty sure he limped off into the woods to await a very slow and painful death

bitch shouldn't have tried to run under my car

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:18

fo reel yo. i had a deer hit me (my car, rather) once. that was a weird experience.

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:20

Happens sometimes, cars are against nature animals are just going about their business animal meet car splat, tis' life as a human.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:20

[quote name="erica"]fo reel yo. i had a deer hit me (my car, rather) once. that was a weird experience.[/quote]

That actually happens a lot.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:21

yah i hit a deer once too and it scared the shit out of me. my friggin air bags went off, which added to the shock-factor. it was loud, it felt like getting a light punch, then the car filled with whatever gas is used to inflate the bags. friggin scary.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:21

those fucking bastards need to learn to look both ways first!

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:22

i've been involved in probably half a dozen instances where we came within a few feet of hitting a deer, but never the real deal. seen a few post-collision vehicles though, larger adult deer can fuck a car up nice and good

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:24

i got lucky. the deer only pushed in my driver's side view mirror, no damage. scared the crap outta me though.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:31

I hope a moose never decides to end me.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:34

actually i almost hit a deer on my bicycle one time. i was probably within about 10 yards or so. i didn't see it coming because i must have been looking down at something.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:39

It's really easy to not hit them in November. They don't make themselves as known here.

:chchk:

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:41

we have plenty of good ol' boys out here doing that, but the deer are still a force to be reckoned with on the road.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:43

goddamnit i want some venison now

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:44

bleh i can't stand it, but i'm weird.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:44

I promise Im not a good ol boy lol

I do love me some huntin' though

User · Post by **User** » 22 Apr 2009, 15:04

most frogs reproduce in gargantuan proportions if that helps ease your guilt any

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 22 Apr 2009, 15:35

Luke, hows the battle against killer frogs is going in Australia?

User · Post by **User** » 22 Apr 2009, 16:21

the cane toads will win

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 22 Apr 2009, 18:08

a big wasp entered in my room from the garden before :grimbeard:

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 22 Apr 2009, 20:03

I read this as "I think Imran ran over a frog tonight".

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 23 Apr 2009, 06:00

[quote name="Lavabug"]I read this as "I think Imran ran over a frog tonight".

[/quote]

HAH!

Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing.

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 23 Apr 2009, 06:03

I almost hit a goose crossing the road, but I was able to stop in time.

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 23 Apr 2009, 06:40

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why didn't you run that disgusting thing over?

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 23 Apr 2009, 06:43

a goose bit my brother in the balls for his cookies one time

zim · Post by **zim** » 23 Apr 2009, 13:53

[quote name="Redd"]What the fuck is wrong with you? Why didn't you run that disgusting thing over?[/quote]

what's wrong with geese?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 24 Apr 2009, 02:00

[quote name="Teignub"]a goose bit my brother in the balls for his cookies one time[/quote]

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 24 Apr 2009, 03:32

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Teignub"]a goose bit my brother in the balls for his cookies one time[/quote]

[/quote]

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 24 Apr 2009, 03:35

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]

Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing.

[/quote]

that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 24 Apr 2009, 03:38

a deer ran into my car door once

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 24 Apr 2009, 06:26

[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]

Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing.

[/quote]

that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.[/quote]

A sexy leopard elevator I worked at my old job hit a bird and had the poor dead thing stuck in her grill the entire day. She had one of the guys remove it and he almost puked.

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 24 Apr 2009, 06:31

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Redd"]What the fuck is wrong with you? Why didn't you run that disgusting thing over?[/quote]

what's wrong with geese?[/quote]

They shit all over the place and are a general nuisance. There are too many of them. However; they have very cute babies.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 24 Apr 2009, 06:39

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]

Okay so, I really HATE hitting animals but I laughed so hard this one time a bird flew into the front of my car. All I saw were a bunch of feathers flying all over the place. I checked the rear view mirror for the corpse of this poor creature splattered in the middle of the road...nothing.

[/quote]

that happened to me as well last year. dumbass bird flew right into my grill. the feathers were the funny part as was the squished pose of the thing on my grill. i drove to the nearest carwash and was on my way again.[/quote]

A sexy leopard elevator I worked at my old job hit a bird and had the poor dead thing stuck in her grill the entire day. She had one of the guys remove it and he almost puked.

[/quote]

Remember when Rotting Cycle played at Torchy's and Tyler had a bird stick his grill?

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 24 Apr 2009, 06:41

I do. That was fucking hilarious!

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 24 Apr 2009, 06:44

He got drunk and pooped his pants.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 24 Apr 2009, 06:48

I punched a canada goose in the face in the way back when.

OJ8 · Post by **OJ8** » 24 Apr 2009, 06:55

[quote name="Devy"]I punched a canada goose in the face in the way back when.[/quote]

Those things have ruined the beaches in my hometown with their monstrous shits.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 24 Apr 2009, 08:25

I've never punched a goose but once I punched a sparrow that my cat brought in but did not kill. He let it go and it began flying all the fuck over in the house and as it went by me I punched it. I didnt actually think Id make contact but I did. It was really funny.