weird business names
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weird business names
out here there are two i can think of.
one is called Excel Erections. slogan: "Our erections are hard to beat!"
this was a real business, i shit you not.
there's also this:
i was unaware that lamb were such a problem out here
one is called Excel Erections. slogan: "Our erections are hard to beat!"
this was a real business, i shit you not.
there's also this:
i was unaware that lamb were such a problem out here
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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Re: weird business names
Over here, we work for a property consultant/investor type client that calls itself, "Lucre Property".
LUCRE. How can you name yourself that and get away with it? They don't get much business, so I guess they don't get away with it.
LUCRE. How can you name yourself that and get away with it? They don't get much business, so I guess they don't get away with it.
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that sounds as shady as a used car dealer.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKyve_IO ... e_IO0nA</a>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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- scarica
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haha that's fucked up! is that near you, lummy?
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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nah, just something I found on the internet.
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Optic Fuel Clean, I mean, how fucking gay is that?
my families business that employs me
my families business that employs me
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<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKyve_IO ... e_IO0nA</a>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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Dirty Dick's Crab House
this one isn't far from here
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this one isn't far from here
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yeah they have one of those out here in va beach. i lol'd when i first saw peeps wearing the tshirts.
<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKyve_IO ... e_IO0nA</a>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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Re: weird business names
I saw this a while back, made me LULZ
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there's a really popular soup stand near here called Smokin' Bowls. I'll have to snap a pic next time I go by it.
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[quote name="abzu"]there's a really popular soup stand near here called Smokin' Bowls. I'll have to snap a pic next time I go by it.[/quote]
that's awesome
that's awesome
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There used to be a diner also called The 419 Eatery. They had the "Got a minute" joke for their tagline. I think that once the novelty wore off they went out of business.
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[quote name="abzu"]there's a really popular soup stand near here called Smokin' Bowls. I'll have to snap a pic next time I go by it.[/quote]
yeah, that sounds about par for the course for vermont
yeah, that sounds about par for the course for vermont
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Re: weird business names
Need a new signature? Why not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V)
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did they somehow make it through the process of opening that business without once ever sounding that name out in their heads
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Yeah, bunch of redneck stoners up here.
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[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="Teresa"]http://www.penisland.net[/quote]
That's just fucking epic.[/quote]
[quote name="Teresa"]http://www.penisland.net[/quote]
That's just fucking epic.[/quote]
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I've played around with the thought of starting a bakery/cawfee shop called Wake & Bake. I'd stock it full of organic fru fru stuff and hemp-based ingredients, and I guarantee there are plenty of douchers out there who would be happy to give me their money for it
[quote name="Verbal"]i would hate to be raped by an ugly person[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
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you could do well with a place like that in the right locale, but i get the feeling the right locales are usually overstaurated with those types of shops
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already been done
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but that's in Oregon.
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but that's in Oregon.
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from the couple of hours i spent there recently, it seems like asheville is chock full of similar places. i shall explore more thoroughly on the morrow
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North Carolina I assume?
it's a strange place for sure. very conservative but there are leftist hippie enclaves everywhere.
the organic thing and co-ops seem to be popular up there for some reason.
I also noticed there was a lot of Mexican restaurants in the mountains and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why.
it's a strange place for sure. very conservative but there are leftist hippie enclaves everywhere.
the organic thing and co-ops seem to be popular up there for some reason.
I also noticed there was a lot of Mexican restaurants in the mountains and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why.
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[quote name="Lumbergh"]already been done
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but that's in Oregon.[/quote]
fuck you
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but that's in Oregon.[/quote]
fuck you
[quote name="Verbal"]i would hate to be raped by an ugly person[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
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I just saved you a potential law suit. where are you located anyways? I hate when people don't put their location in their profile.
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[quote name="Lumbergh"]North Carolina I assume?
it's a strange place for sure. very conservative but there are leftist hippie enclaves everywhere.
the organic thing and co-ops seem to be popular up there for some reason.
I also noticed there was a lot of Mexican restaurants in the mountains and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why.[/quote]
aye, that would be NC. i didn't get much of a conservative vibe from asheville in particular, it seemed like the whole city was a leftist hippie enclave, but i was only there for all of two and a half hours and most of that time was in an art museum
it's a strange place for sure. very conservative but there are leftist hippie enclaves everywhere.
the organic thing and co-ops seem to be popular up there for some reason.
I also noticed there was a lot of Mexican restaurants in the mountains and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why.[/quote]
aye, that would be NC. i didn't get much of a conservative vibe from asheville in particular, it seemed like the whole city was a leftist hippie enclave, but i was only there for all of two and a half hours and most of that time was in an art museum
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Considering how white and old and xenophobic and old York is, I'd kill to be in a hippy commune right now
[quote name="Verbal"]i would hate to be raped by an ugly person[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
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how in the hell did you end up in an old white xenophobic place
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pink taco sounds familiar
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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Re: weird business names
that link goes nowhere
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Well shit. It used to work, that's why I didn't bother checking it. It used to go to Mole Station Nursery in Wales.
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[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Mörk Rör (Swedish for 'A Dark Hole', also a synonym for anus) is a local HVAC-business here.
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