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I want my punching bag
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I'm sure with a thread like this she will come back fo' su' :krinor:





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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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:lol:



Yeah I could use some Akane :oof: -ing
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Hammer Smashed FAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :oof:

tun tun tun, tuuu dun tun tun :oof:
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CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote name="abzu"]CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE[/quote]



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THEY'RE ALL DEAD

THEY'RE ALL DEAD

THEY'RE ALL DEAD

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AKANE VS AOD :kiss: :kiss:



LATER:



:jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :rshot: :tit: :tit: :tit:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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AOD if you got a chance to fuck Akane, would you do it? And describe which hole you will put your wangux in
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I COME ALIVE IN THE OVEN

HALF-UNBAKED AND SUGARLESS

DOUGH VARIED AND BEATEN

HALF EATEN BY SUBJECTS
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[quote name="zim"]I COME ALIVE IN THE OVEN

HALF-UNBAKED AND SUGARLESS

DOUGH VARIED AND BEATEN

HALF EATEN BY SUBJECTS[/quote]



:lol:
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[quote name="ManOfSteel"]AOD if you got a chance to fuck Akane, would you do it? And describe which hole you will put your wangux in[/quote]





Good evening buddy Imran.



Oh yes, I'd fuck akane. I suppose I'd start with french kiss, cause imo is very important. Then I suppose I'd start to jam my hands on her soft body. Then I'd ask her a blow job. Later I'd jam her pussy in a classic missionary position, so I could have a good relation with her nice boobs :pepper: . I'd don't ask her anal cause I know she doesn't appreciate :god:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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:gaylol:
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Ewww AOD I didn't think you'd actually want to do it. She is disgusting.
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na, hy u think so?? I found her nice. she has deer eyes and nice boobs, that's enough :ryan:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Are you drunk? You must be.
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No I'm not :alien:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I think Akane needs to stay in whatever hole she's currently in.
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hey noelle what's up :santa:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Just had something to eat. How're you?
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[quote name="Redd"]Just had something to eat. How're you?[/quote]





fine, I'm in a thrash metal revival and I'm pretty horny :pepper:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="abzu"]:lol:



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[quote name="Skinfection"]
[quote name="Redd"]I think Akane needs to stay in whatever hole she's currently in.[/quote]



this[/quote]
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="Skinfection"]
[quote name="Redd"]I think Akane needs to stay in whatever hole she's currently in.[/quote]



this[/quote][/quote]
[quote name="Verbal"]i would hate to be raped by an ugly person[/quote]



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
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Wish we could retrieve those convos we all had with her for the lulz.
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Yeah for her sake and everyone else's I'm not telling her about 3.0
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I would never fuck a deer.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote name="Noyka"]Yeah for her sake and everyone else's I'm not telling her about 3.0[/quote]



tell her, and if she joins, it'll be her own decision.
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she should join. she needs to learn to stand up against our bullshit. it will make her strong. :god:
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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[quote name="ManOfSteel"]
[quote name="Noyka"]Yeah for her sake and everyone else's I'm not telling her about 3.0[/quote]



tell her, and if she joins, it'll be her own decision.[/quote]



Smelly already told her about it, apparently she's thinking of a name.
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hahaha, YES
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Hate to break it to you but, she isn't suicidal sir :santa:
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Yea, that's why she cut her wrists. She has no friends, no job, no life. People online and around her insult her for being fat.



Yea she's totally not suicidal.
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she should donate her body to science
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[quote name="Skinfection"]fuck it, if she does end up killing herself she'll just become another meme.[/quote]



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[quote name="Noyka"]



Smelly already told her about it, apparently she's thinking of a name.[/quote]





Oh, great. THANKS A LOT, SMELLY. :fuckoff:
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[quote name="zim"]she should donate her body to science[/quote]

:idea:
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="Noyka"]



Smelly already told her about it, apparently she's thinking of a name.[/quote]





Oh, great. THANKS A LOT, SMELLY. :fuckoff:[/quote]



it will probably be a while before she can finally work out the registration process. i think he told her more than a week ago :redneck:
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[quote name="Skinfection"]fuck it, if she does end up killing herself she'll just become another meme.[/quote]



an hero*
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="Skinfection"]fuck it, if she does end up killing herself she'll just become another meme.[/quote]



an hero[/quote]
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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our lord and master doesn't need Akane
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[quote name="Decree of Sodomy"]
[quote name="Skinfection"]fuck it, if she does end up killing herself she'll just become another meme.[/quote]



an hero*[/quote]



A hero*
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[quote name="Void"]
[quote name="Decree of Sodomy"]
[quote name="Skinfection"]fuck it, if she does end up killing herself she'll just become another meme.[/quote]



an hero*[/quote]



A hero*[/quote]



no



educate yourself :redneck: :santa:
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Fuck 4chan humor
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hey noyka!
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[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Wish we could retrieve those convos we all had with her for the lulz.[/quote]



I didnt save the threads but I have 3 of the chat logs that were posted.
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[quote name="Noyka"]Fuck 4chan humor[/quote]
why you wanna trip on me
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[quote name="Teresa"]
[quote name="Noyka"]Fuck 4chan humor[/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="Teresa"]
[quote name="Noyka"]Fuck 4chan humor[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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So noyka how long will it be before akane joins? Why is she taking so long?
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I don't know, she might not join I am not her.
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