ooo that smells nice

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ooo that smells nice

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The grass was just cut. The sun is out. There's a robin in the scrapple tree. The breeze is pushing the smell of fresh cut grass and newly opened scrapple blossoms into my back screen. Motherfucking awesome moment.
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Does it smell like cornbread done too well?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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No?
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I like dem apples.
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this sounds like a walgreens commercial
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For allergy medication.
Humor ist nichts nichts Normales, also niemand der normal ist, braucht Humor...Humor braucht man nur, um von sowas tief in einem drin abzulenken, so dieses Gefühl von Unausgeglichenheit, diese nagende, kratzende Leere, die man so in sich spürt.
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abzulatrax - taken once a day rectally
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:oldryan:
Humor ist nichts nichts Normales, also niemand der normal ist, braucht Humor...Humor braucht man nur, um von sowas tief in einem drin abzulenken, so dieses Gefühl von Unausgeglichenheit, diese nagende, kratzende Leere, die man so in sich spürt.
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That's right, bitch. Put me in your rectum.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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You'd have to buy :donut: :weed: and :flowers: to make that happen. In any order is acceptable.
Humor ist nichts nichts Normales, also niemand der normal ist, braucht Humor...Humor braucht man nur, um von sowas tief in einem drin abzulenken, so dieses Gefühl von Unausgeglichenheit, diese nagende, kratzende Leere, die man so in sich spürt.
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this is all very emo
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This is all very anal
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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not anal neckwrath though
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I dunno, when that phlegm gets all up in that throat, it could be anal neckwrath
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just think about the physics of what you are proposing here
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