Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 14 Mar 2017, 07:23

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby The Ultimate » 18 Mar 2017, 05:01

Why do you fucks even care about Baltimore? Do you live there?
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 18 Mar 2017, 05:18

About 10 minutes away
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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oh shit
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 18 Mar 2017, 20:48

.8472 MPD
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 21 Mar 2017, 05:24

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 30 Mar 2017, 01:26

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 05 Apr 2017, 05:07

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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:greenie:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 05 Apr 2017, 06:04

.8723 MPD
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Lavabug » 06 Apr 2017, 21:33

Got my hotel reservation for MDF. I will be checking for dead hookers under the beds.
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 06 Apr 2017, 21:45

I assume one of the ones off of Lombard or Pratt. I'd still like to go Saturday but i don't know if I'll have the spare blings for that.
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby User » 08 Apr 2017, 11:46

Other :grim:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 08 Apr 2017, 11:55

Ain't many others so far
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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death by non-categorisation
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 13 Apr 2017, 08:56

87 :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 22 Apr 2017, 03:47

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 26 Apr 2017, 09:33

101

First time the total has hit 100 before the end of April since 1998 :santa:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Josh » 26 Apr 2017, 12:24

skinner is just starting the wire now according to facebook.

what the fuck is wrong with you john? im calling yo ass out!
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 26 Apr 2017, 12:30

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Josh » 26 Apr 2017, 12:40

he'll come in with some pseudo-cryptic retort like "oh maybe i have seen it" like last time.

obviously thats bullshit because, if seen, you definitely want/need to discuss it. its too deep not to.

or, the more likely and previously used excuse: "I have a kid, a wife, and a job and blah blah blah"

which sounds like my cousin (same excuse every time he uses for anything)

my advanced re-retort to his retort: :necro:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 26 Apr 2017, 18:31

my favorite thing about that is how having a kid sounds like a hobby to you, like if i just put my model train fetish on hold or something i would magically free up this ocean of time :gaylol:

i mean my days right now are split evenly between a) working one full-time job for money and b) working another by looking after a toddler with literally zero outside child care

after those things are done i have enough time left over to c) clean the house (the dishes and laundry appear as if by curse when you have another person living in your house); d) jump through the hoops of california's foster care system in order to ensure that the child is legally ours before we move across the country this summer; and e) plan and pack for a cross-country move

of course this overlooks the day-to-day needs of "a wife" and four pets, one of whom is a rapidly aging dog (the latter fall under the "blah blah blah" heading). you have zero dependents :lol:

because my first full-time job involves television programs you will be happy to know that i did watch the first scene of the wire season 4 in order to educate myself regarding felicia pearson since she joined the cast of love and hip hop new york for season 7

but beyond that, no, i haven't had 60-plus free hours to view, analyze, and respond to the entirety of the wire since the last time you rolled your eyes at me because i hadn't watched the wire yet
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 26 Apr 2017, 18:42

by the way i'm not mad, your post is hilarious

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you forget about this shit?
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 26 Apr 2017, 19:13

Kids love the wire
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 26 Apr 2017, 20:57

the one thing i didn't try :bulb:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Ninny » 27 Apr 2017, 06:52

Nick wrote:101

First time the total has hit 100 before the end of April since 1998 :santa:

Record breaking times :xx:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Josh » 27 Apr 2017, 09:03

horse dealies wrote:you have zero dependents :lol:



#winning :cool:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 27 Apr 2017, 10:22

:ickface:

literally the worst way to claim a win
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Josh » 27 Apr 2017, 11:07

im happy being single with no children. youre happy being couch-seated with a kid.

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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i'd be a lot happier if i were happy
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby rhino » 27 Apr 2017, 18:49

so is dusty saying there is a chance that he will watch the wire

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 27 Apr 2017, 19:14

Have you watched it yet?
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby rhino » 27 Apr 2017, 20:07

winter 2018 :santa:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 27 Apr 2017, 20:09

zim wrote:i'd be a lot happier if i were happy


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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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horse dealies wrote:
zim wrote:i'd be a lot happier if i were happy


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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 02 May 2017, 01:14

108 :santa:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 02 May 2017, 01:21

.89256 BPD
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 02 May 2017, 01:23

192 in the official city of the chicago cubs so far

1.58677 CPD :eyes:

though one fewer murder than through april of 2016

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 06 May 2017, 04:52

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 07 May 2017, 23:50

all those poor baltimoreans
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 11 May 2017, 07:18

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 11 May 2017, 09:26

and those poor mr. table and the stools fans
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 11 May 2017, 09:36

Someone described the mess of people headed toward the stadium as a sea of white trash :redneck:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby horse dealies » 11 May 2017, 10:20

I've seen a few mr. table and the stools shows; that sounds like it :beer:
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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 17 May 2017, 02:50

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

Postby Nick » 20 May 2017, 03:08

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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Re: Baltimore murder rate 2017 edition

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