MABB v6.6.6

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Why do you fucks even care about Baltimore? Do you live there?

About 10 minutes away

oh shit

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Got my hotel reservation for MDF. I will be checking for dead hookers under the beds.

I assume one of the ones off of Lombard or Pratt. I'd still like to go Saturday but i don't know if I'll have the spare blings for that.

Other

Ain't many others so far

death by non-categorisation

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First time the total has hit 100 before the end of April since 1998

skinner is just starting the wire now according to facebook.

what the fuck is wrong with you john? im calling yo ass out!

he'll come in with some pseudo-cryptic retort like "oh maybe i have seen it" like last time.

obviously thats bullshit because, if seen, you definitely want/need to discuss it. its too deep not to.

or, the more likely and previously used excuse: "I have a kid, a wife, and a job and blah blah blah"

which sounds like my cousin (same excuse every time he uses for anything)

my advanced re-retort to his retort:

my favorite thing about that is how having a kid sounds like a hobby to you, like if i just put my model train fetish on hold or something i would magically free up this ocean of time

i mean my days right now are split evenly between a) working one full-time job for money and b) working another by looking after a toddler with literally zero outside child care

after those things are done i have enough time left over to c) clean the house (the dishes and laundry appear as if by curse when you have another person living in your house); d) jump through the hoops of california's foster care system in order to ensure that the child is legally ours before we move across the country this summer; and e) plan and pack for a cross-country move

of course this overlooks the day-to-day needs of "a wife" and four pets, one of whom is a rapidly aging dog (the latter fall under the "blah blah blah" heading). you have zero dependents

because my first full-time job involves television programs you will be happy to know that i did watch the first scene of the wire season 4 in order to educate myself regarding felicia pearson since she joined the cast of love and hip hop new york for season 7

but beyond that, no, i haven't had 60-plus free hours to view, analyze, and respond to the entirety of the wire since the last time you rolled your eyes at me because i hadn't watched the wire yet

by the way i'm not mad, your post is hilarious

https://youtu.be/KKuRvtD4Gu8?t=1m50s

https://youtu.be/IkxbAdSUtcA?t=28m50s

you forget about this shit?

Kids love the wire

the one thing i didn't try

Nick wrote:101

First time the total has hit 100 before the end of April since 1998

Record breaking times

horse dealies wrote:you have zero dependents

#winning

literally the worst way to claim a win

im happy being single with no children. youre happy being married with a kid.

i'd be a lot happier if i were happy

so is dusty saying there is a chance that he will watch the wire

Have you watched it yet?

winter 2018

zim wrote:i'd be a lot happier if i were happy

preach

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.89256 BPD

192 in the official city of the chicago cubs so far

1.58677 CPD

though one fewer murder than through april of 2016

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all those poor baltimoreans

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and those poor Metallica fans

Someone described the mess of people headed toward the stadium as a sea of white trash

I've seen a few Metallica shows; that sounds like it

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