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farting in your partner

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2017, 02:26

tube, or funnel
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Postby rhino » 30 Jan 2017, 02:30

A trumpet
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Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2017, 02:46

Kazoo
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 30 Jan 2017, 05:36

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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Dec 2017, 18:30

fart transfers :idea:
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 01 Jan 2018, 19:39

Full blast
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Postby iamgoat » 01 Jan 2018, 21:06

What
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 01 Jan 2018, 22:21

fart transfers, full blast
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby iamgoat » 02 Jan 2018, 00:17

Ok
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Jan 2018, 00:22

:idea:
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 03 Jan 2018, 21:25

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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 03 Jan 2018, 22:10

:llama:
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby TamPron » 04 Jan 2018, 06:30

to hard
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 04 Jan 2018, 07:12

oh dear
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby TamPron » 04 Jan 2018, 07:17

That's where it went.
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Postby Nick » 04 Jan 2018, 07:17

:eyes:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 04 Jan 2018, 07:51

that poor partner :tear:
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby Nick » 04 Jan 2018, 07:51

Careful they went hard
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: farting in your partner

Postby TamPron » 04 Jan 2018, 08:37

They all go to hard.
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Postby Nick » 04 Jan 2018, 08:44

Oh no!
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Postby TamPron » 04 Jan 2018, 13:29

next step is pooping back and forth.
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Re: farting in your partner

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 04 Jan 2018, 18:21

a loving centipede
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: farting in your partner

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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Jan 2018, 01:41

but loving
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Jan 2018, 02:34

not watching that, thanks
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby Josh » 05 Jan 2018, 03:15

harpsichord dynamo wrote:not watching that, thanks
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Re: farting in your partner

Postby Nick » 05 Jan 2018, 03:18

Wasn't that bad
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Postby TamPron » 05 Jan 2018, 05:30

jorsh wrote:
harpsichord dynamo wrote:not watching that, thanks
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Nick wrote:Wasn't that bad
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: farting in your partner

Postby shadowalk » 05 Jan 2018, 09:55

Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:Wasn't that bad

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