guess i'm gonna go to the doctor

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guess i'm gonna go to the doctor

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my left foot keeps falling asleep whenever i'm sitting, pretty sure i have cancer
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not enough garlic, beer infused bacon double cheeseburgers
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Probably gonna need to amputate above the elbow
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Or just piss poor circulation
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Looks comfy
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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at least it doesnt snore
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could just be multiple sclerosis
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Have you scheduled the amputation yet Zim?
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well i was going to schedule an appointment with the campus doctor but it looks like they've axed both of them and now only offer a nurse practitioner :frown:
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your campus is pinchin' them pennies

the salary differential between a PC MD and an NP is like 40-50k maybe
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Hitoshura wrote:your campus is pinchin' them pennies

the salary differential between a PC MD and an NP is like 40-50k maybe
We used to have 2 docs on staff too. This cut back comes after 2-3 tuition increases in the last couple years along with ridiculous arbitrary fees.

New prez came into school and immediately decided to demolish and rebuild half the campus. They also cut something like 5 departments including theater, French, and geology.
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sounds about right, same story at my old school. MBA fuckholes are continuing their coast to coast conquest and destruction of higher education. they won't stop until the only thing every campus is left with is bitchin' gym and sports facilities, and business administration will be the sole remaining academic program
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:homework:
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Hitoshura wrote:sounds about right, same story at my old school. MBA fuckholes are continuing their coast to coast conquest and destruction of higher education. they won't stop until the only thing every campus is left with is bitchin' gym and sports facilities, and business administration will be the sole remaining academic program
You'll surely need some kind of easy courses for those sportsball stars
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:P
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how the hell do you dumb it down any further than undergraduate business administration
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Have to figure something out cause a bunch of dudes can't even read
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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pictures!
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the entire curriculum is pictures of men in suits crushing the proletariat in various ways
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:trumpcore:
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:redneck:
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:frown:
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is it MS?
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No it's an MBA

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weeenhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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