guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
- zim
- Zim(a)
- Posts: 26226
- Joined: 14 Apr 2009, 02:36
- Location: couch
guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
my left foot keeps falling asleep whenever i'm sitting, pretty sure i have cancer
-
- I'd Rank That For $1
- Posts: 49267
- Joined: 14 Apr 2009, 06:40
- Location: to the depths, in degradation
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
not enough garlic, beer infused bacon double cheeseburgers
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
- Postwhore
- Posts: 58436
- Joined: 26 Jul 2009, 22:32
- Location: the bottle dump
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
Probably gonna need to amputate above the elbow
- Holocaust
- Metal God
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: 16 Apr 2009, 07:03
- Location: Your mom
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
Or just piss poor circulation
- zim
- Zim(a)
- Posts: 26226
- Joined: 14 Apr 2009, 02:36
- Location: couch
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
- Postwhore
- Posts: 58436
- Joined: 26 Jul 2009, 22:32
- Location: the bottle dump
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
Looks comfy
- Verbal
- The Melancholy Wizards
- Posts: 25034
- Joined: 18 Apr 2009, 03:05
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
at least it doesnt snore
- happiness and harmony
- Postwhore
- Posts: 77185
- Joined: 18 Apr 2009, 07:36
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
could just be multiple sclerosis
- Grudge
- Metal God
- Posts: 10209
- Joined: 15 Apr 2009, 10:23
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
Have you scheduled the amputation yet Zim?
- zim
- Zim(a)
- Posts: 26226
- Joined: 14 Apr 2009, 02:36
- Location: couch
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
well i was going to schedule an appointment with the campus doctor but it looks like they've axed both of them and now only offer a nurse practitioner
- jawn galliano
- Yahtzee Genius
- Posts: 23240
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 04:24
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
your campus is pinchin' them pennies
the salary differential between a PC MD and an NP is like 40-50k maybe
the salary differential between a PC MD and an NP is like 40-50k maybe
- zim
- Zim(a)
- Posts: 26226
- Joined: 14 Apr 2009, 02:36
- Location: couch
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
We used to have 2 docs on staff too. This cut back comes after 2-3 tuition increases in the last couple years along with ridiculous arbitrary fees.Hitoshura wrote:your campus is pinchin' them pennies
the salary differential between a PC MD and an NP is like 40-50k maybe
New prez came into school and immediately decided to demolish and rebuild half the campus. They also cut something like 5 departments including theater, French, and geology.
- jawn galliano
- Yahtzee Genius
- Posts: 23240
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 04:24
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
sounds about right, same story at my old school. MBA fuckholes are continuing their coast to coast conquest and destruction of higher education. they won't stop until the only thing every campus is left with is bitchin' gym and sports facilities, and business administration will be the sole remaining academic program
- Abzu
- Postwhore
- Posts: 45528
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 08:35
- Location: next door
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
- Postwhore
- Posts: 58436
- Joined: 26 Jul 2009, 22:32
- Location: the bottle dump
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
You'll surely need some kind of easy courses for those sportsball starsHitoshura wrote:sounds about right, same story at my old school. MBA fuckholes are continuing their coast to coast conquest and destruction of higher education. they won't stop until the only thing every campus is left with is bitchin' gym and sports facilities, and business administration will be the sole remaining academic program
- Ninny
- Metal God
- Posts: 15692
- Joined: 13 Apr 2009, 15:24
- Location: Groaningagain
- jawn galliano
- Yahtzee Genius
- Posts: 23240
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 04:24
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
how the hell do you dumb it down any further than undergraduate business administration
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
- Postwhore
- Posts: 58436
- Joined: 26 Jul 2009, 22:32
- Location: the bottle dump
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
Have to figure something out cause a bunch of dudes can't even read
- Abzu
- Postwhore
- Posts: 45528
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 08:35
- Location: next door
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
pictures!
- jawn galliano
- Yahtzee Genius
- Posts: 23240
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 04:24
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
the entire curriculum is pictures of men in suits crushing the proletariat in various ways
- Abzu
- Postwhore
- Posts: 45528
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 08:35
- Location: next door
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
:trumpcore:
- happiness and harmony
- Postwhore
- Posts: 77185
- Joined: 18 Apr 2009, 07:36
- User
- Metal God
- Posts: 15370
- Joined: 14 Aug 2014, 13:18
- Location: Unknown
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
more metal
- happiness and harmony
- Postwhore
- Posts: 77185
- Joined: 18 Apr 2009, 07:36
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
is it MS?
- Abzu
- Postwhore
- Posts: 45528
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 08:35
- Location: next door
Re: guess i'm gonna go to the doctor
No it's an MBA
:rimshot:
:crickets:
:rimshot:
:crickets:
- happiness and harmony
- Postwhore
- Posts: 77185
- Joined: 18 Apr 2009, 07:36
- User
- Metal God
- Posts: 15370
- Joined: 14 Aug 2014, 13:18
- Location: Unknown