Looks like I'm about to peace out of this state

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Looks like I'm about to peace out of this state

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The womang got a job offer through contacts at some lab outside of Albuquerque. If they'll pay moving expenses, we're out this bitch.
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:gay:::::::
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Los pollos BITCH
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This isn't meth :gay:
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It might could be :bulb:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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A super dickton of meth
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didn't you move recently
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Yes :homework: which is why the only stipulation will be that somebody else cover moving costs, because I'm not packing all this shit again.
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I know the feeling :homework:

In 2015 I moved and then lived in a place for 5 months before moving again. Suffice to say the last time I moved I paid someone else to do all the heavy lifting.
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good work hollister :xx: get the fuck out of that backwater and into a somewhat less backish water
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you can take the person out of incest adventure park, but you can't take incest adventure park out of the person
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Image
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how long before there's a whole hgtv show dedicated to that
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This is on the history channel
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not when there's two!
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Holocaust wrote:Image
no truck nuts :frown:
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i believe that's a truck dong
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of course not! they'd be slapping the back of his head every time he swung - and that would be gay.
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As the coal miners say, it's only gay above ground
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the darker the better

:suss:
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what happened here
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is holly an ass-pounding coal miner now
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User wrote:what happened here
Truck nuts
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Black women :xx:
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ohhh i see all is clear now

patrick did that pregnant black woman who used to domestically abuse you follow you to california

and what about your kid
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User wrote:ohhh i see all is clear now

patrick did that scared black woman who used to domestically abuse you follow you to california

and what about your kid

Im not in California yet. And we lost the kid sadly
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SCUNT wrote:Black women :xx:
They like truck nuts?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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SCUNT wrote:
User wrote:ohhh i see all is clear now

patrick did that scared black woman who used to domestically abuse you follow you to california

and what about your kid

Im not in California yet. And we lost the kid sadly
The kid is dead?
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Him and his gf are moving to get some los pollos Hermanos on the daily
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lol no baby = no relationship
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Holocaust wrote:The womang got a job offer through contacts at some lab outside of Albuquerque. If they'll pay moving expenses, we're out this bitch.
Are you in a long-term relationship or something? What happens if it doesn't work out with the woman?
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You bury her in the desert
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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nick has it
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The Ultimate wrote:
Holocaust wrote:The womang got a job offer through contacts at some lab outside of Albuquerque. If they'll pay moving expenses, we're out this bitch.
Are you in a long-term relationship or something? What happens if it doesn't work out with the woman?
then he'd peace outta that state, duh
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Been living with her for five years now, so yeah, things are getting pretty serious
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do you hold hands
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Sometimes I hold her by the anus
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Carry her like a bowling ball
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Dr. Gonzo wrote:
SCUNT wrote:
User wrote:ohhh i see all is clear now

patrick did that scared black woman who used to domestically abuse you follow you to california

and what about your kid

Im not in California yet. And we lost the kid sadly
The kid is dead?
We had a miscarriage
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At what stage in the pregnancy? How many months was she preg.nant?
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