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how many beers do you consume per day, on average

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"per day" of course referring to the period of time beginning when you wake up and ending when you go to sleep before waking up again the next day

and including the nighttime hours when beers are most standardly consumed

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I only drink like once a week now but usually drink 6-7 beers on that day so I suppose it averages out to about 1 a day or so.
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I don't usually drink beers during the week unless I've got some leftover from weekend adventures. So its hard to really put a number on it.
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you could estimate the number of beers you consume per week and then divide that number by seven

lummo shows us how
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average i'd say 7 or 8
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<1
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horse dealies wrote:you could estimate the number of beers you consume per week and then divide that number by seven

lummo shows us how
But there's plenty of week where I have zero beers :suss:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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1-2
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I only drink like once a week now but usually drink 6-7 beers on that day so I suppose it averages out to about 1 a day or so.
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slightly less than one per day, on average
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Nick wrote:
horse dealies wrote:you could estimate the number of beers you consume per week and then divide that number by seven

lummo shows us how
But there's plenty of week where I have zero beers :suss:
you can add numbers to zero, and zero to numbers

try it!
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739
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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you do not you liar
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can we crowdfund a college student to do this properly and publish a book about mabb's drinking habits

one conclusion will be: nick drinks too much water

another: what is sap bunger
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I have a big cup of water right now :suss:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Abzu wrote:<1
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jorsh wrote:average i'd say 7 or 8
Alcoholism :gay:
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:squarsh:
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<= 0
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User wrote:can we crowdfund a college student to do this properly and publish a book about mabb's drinking habits

one conclusion will be: nick drinks too much water

another: what is sap bunger
we have a built-in readership of nineteen people :shbp:
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I have about 4 beers one day in the week. Sometimes 4 beers in 10 days. So the average per day per week would be about 0.57
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0.0
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more drinking needed

what if all the beer disappears? you will be kicking yourself

best to drink it now
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♫ In heaven there is no beer (No beer) That's why we drink it here. And when we're all gone from here. Our friends will be drinking all the beer. ♫
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did you write that in a dream
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Ideally I drink 8-12 beers from Friday though Sunday, and then nothing else. Lately I have been drinking far too much, for all the wrong reasons. For about five years I drank 12+ beers per night every night, except when I had to stop due to it making me too sick. Thankfully I couldn't do that nowadays even if I tried.
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12+ beers per night :shock:
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I was doing about that maybe more years ago before I moved down to Kansas. Every night for a couple years
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:shock:

at my absolute worst i think i was about 5
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i still do the drinking every other night thing

sometimes quite heavy, yesterday was about 8-10 beers but often it is only 2-3
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Some of us have jobs you know. So yea we can't drink as much as you YOU FUCK
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horse dealies wrote:did you write that in a dream
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Heaven ... Is_No_Beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_eAGM65zZA
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so yes
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Jameson? Or something else?

If something else, do tell what it is
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What's so special about Jameson you arrogant asshole
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bulleit :thingy:
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Bulleit rye :luke::::::
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Define "beer"
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