if you could have a monopoly over one industry

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 01 Mar 2017, 04:35

which would you choose,

why,

and how would you use your power to crush your closest rivals

bonus points for creativity

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 01 Mar 2017, 04:37

my first inclination is to choose media

natural gas is also a strong contender, but that is because i have been reading more about russia of late

in any case i am not sure about either

and so i will not choose just yet

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 01 Mar 2017, 05:08

Dongs and/or bongs

I would hand out free dong rips and bilbos, and lobby congress for approval to distribute them to conflict zones in the midde east, and also college campuses and single mothers. None would oppose me

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 01 Mar 2017, 05:29

the water industry

because i like water

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 01 Mar 2017, 06:30

...and so does everyone else

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 01 Mar 2017, 09:58

porn or beer

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 03 Mar 2017, 00:06

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 Mar 2017, 00:08

Religion

SCUNT · Post by **SCUNT** » 03 Mar 2017, 09:47

Right now? Steel and Petroleum mfg

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 03 Mar 2017, 11:01

hmm, water would definitely give you the most leverage over everything, ever.

but also the most difficult to establish and maintain

i will try and give this more serious thought at work tomorrow

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 03 Mar 2017, 11:08

Gay porn. I would use the proceeds from its sale to pay Russian hackers to hack all US politicians computers and upload that gay porn on their computers. Then I would use black mail and threats to inform their wives, children and friends that they watch gay porn if they do not do exactly as I say. This way I will secure unlimited power.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 03 Mar 2017, 11:30

you could definitely finance a campaign of political sabotage involving gay porn without needing to monopolize or otherwise involve yourself in the production and distribution of gay porn

zim · Post by **zim** » 03 Mar 2017, 12:02

Hitoshura wrote:you could definitely finance a campaign of political sabotage involving gay porn without needing to monopolize or otherwise involve yourself in the production and distribution of gay porn

you could invest in cgi / face swapping software, now that'd be lucrative sabotage

in the time it took to dispute the legitimacy of the footage, the reputation of whoever would likely be destroyed

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 04 Mar 2017, 00:58

Hitoshura wrote:you could definitely finance a campaign of political sabotage involving gay porn without needing to monopolize or otherwise involve yourself in the production and distribution of gay porn

He's going to pretend he didn't read that.

User · Post by **User** » 05 Mar 2017, 18:51

i would invent new markets in pussy, beer and metal

fucking hostile takeover

limited liability

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 18 Mar 2017, 20:58

so far everyone's response matches their personalities

well chosen lads

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 01 May 2017, 23:00

bit of a dry spell though

befitting mabb's personality

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 02 May 2017, 18:53

app development

User · Post by **User** » 02 May 2017, 18:54

space travel

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 02 May 2017, 19:07

space development

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 02 May 2017, 21:35

App travel

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 03 May 2017, 20:54

sounds cramped

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 03 May 2017, 23:02

uber in space

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 03 May 2017, 23:30

sounds tacky :ickface:

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 May 2017, 23:46

Monopolies :loopholebulb:

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 03 May 2017, 23:51

lot of work to keep that one up

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 May 2017, 23:54

For sure but it'd be interesting for like an hour

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 21 May 2017, 05:33

Sorrow

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