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this is my zim thread. i rarely get sick. once a year, if even. felt it coming on last night. wake up and my body felt like it was run over by a mack truck. nose is stuffed yet running. throat feels like it was ran through a cheese grater, and i sharted earlier laying in bed (hey ryan!) probably going to call in tomorrow too. dont want to since i just started here
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Re: sicker than a dog's dick
Go in and get sent home!
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They will let you die on the floor long before they even begin to consider thatNick wrote:Go in and get sent home!
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i did go in and they told me to go home and get better. dont want me around if im sick.
everyone talks about walmart making employees work while sick. ive never experienced anything close to assholes in management when i say im sick. maybe were just nicer in the midwest
everyone talks about walmart making employees work while sick. ive never experienced anything close to assholes in management when i say im sick. maybe were just nicer in the midwest
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i definitely experienced them not giving a shit, multiple timesjorsh wrote:everyone talks about walmart making employees work while sick. ive never experienced anything close to assholes in management when i say im sick. maybe were just nicer in the midwest
when my dog had surgery and i had to call off they gave me a hard time for 20 minutes over the phone. came in sick multiple times, could hardly fucking breathe, was asked to go push carts that place
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zim wrote:They will let you die on the floor long before they even begin to consider thatNick wrote:Go in and get sent home!
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Re: sicker than a dog's dick
more metal
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Called in again today. bleh.
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Re: sicker than a dog's dick
Alka seltzer is the only thing I take. Works everytime and fast
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Never had that
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someone i worked with at lowes gave me 2 alka seltzer plus's to take one morning when i came in with the flu, it was the first time i tried them. i just got sick the day before so i was expecting to be sick for a good few days, but i left that day feeling awesome, it was the quickest i ever got better. and since then everytime i get sick i go straight for the alka seltzer and i get the same results. very effective stuff :santa>
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the plus kind? ill pick some up. my head feels like its in a vice grip
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This is what you get for talking shit on our God Emperor in Chief
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went to kmart (lol, amazing its still open. i literally seen one employee in the 30 mins i was in there and that was the cashier up front) and bought the plus cold original kind. i liked the flavor. lets hope it works
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i went to a kmart in fargo and it was really fucked up, like, there was no stock, no people, it was shutting down
actually technically it was over the river but it's all fargo right
actually technically it was over the river but it's all fargo right
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thats the one yup hahaha. i used to work there. it was actully my first job. in high school and college for 4 years.
back when i worked there the place was booming with customers. now its like a g.host town in there.
back when i worked there the place was booming with customers. now its like a g.host town in there.
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there was a kmart in a few towns over years ago, i only went in there once but it was bizarre. the lighting was dim, the shelves were disorganized, and everything seemed so old.
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well, are you ready to rock yet?
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i bought some shitty $7 earphonesjorsh wrote:thats the one yup hahaha. i used to work there. it was actully my first job. in high school and college for 4 years.
back when i worked there the place was booming with customers. now its like a g.host town in there.
now i will always think of you when i remember that shitty kmart and my shitty earphones which i subsequently threw away
i am sure there are more positive associations also
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I'm back at work but no, I still feel like shit. A little better but can't afford anymore time offrhino wrote:well, are you ready to rock yet?
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that sucks, it works good for me i guess not for everyone
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poor dog
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A little better today. By tomorrow or Thursday I should be 100%. Probably Thursday. This cough is still kicking my dick
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better wash that dick
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it's been a few weeks since i've had a cold but i'm still coughingjorsh wrote:A little better today. By tomorrow or Thursday I should be 100%. Probably Thursday. This cough is still kicking my dick
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They are the fucking worst. Keep you up at night and shit
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my wife is currently sick
the little one appears to be developing his own sickness
i must remain strong
the little one appears to be developing his own sickness
i must remain strong
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it's real evil like. you're fine up until you start dozing off then BAM coughingjorsh wrote:They are the fucking worst. Keep you up at night and shit
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yep. i was in the training room today doing some cbl's and started coughing all over like a wild man. i had to get out of there and go get a drink of water. every one was looking at me thinking i was going to die
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i wonder if they are the same cbls i did in 1999
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I'm gonna say no
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the ones i did in 2008 looked pretty fucking dated, i would not doubt that dusty might have used those
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