Skinner

[Mesarthim]

where you been?

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Which dildo did you get beat with?

[happiness and harmony]

maybe holly knows the hard-on bearer

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Trying to push you into buying a franchise

[Grudge]

Oye, lummo

Been doing life stuff, mostly. The last six months (especially the last two) have been very interesting in terms of personal betterment and growth.

Got myself an awesome, awesome womang; started jiu-jitsu and stand up, and just recently put my two weeks in at the music school I've been at for almost 10 years. I also recently had a job at a porn place for like, maybe two weeks but just quit after being assaulted on my third shift.

What's kind of messed up about that is that in the grand scheme of nonsense I've had to deal with, that was pretty minor.

I think that's it . Probably missed a thing or two I'll mention later.

Did you decide to take jiu-jitsu AFTER you got the beatdown from that customer

[happiness and harmony]

holly is a crafty one

disappearing into the new mexican mountains for good

[User]

i am sorry to hear you got beaten with a dildo by a jiujitsu woman standing up in a porn place but cool story bro

[Holocaust]

Did you sell a dildo that was bigger than her boyfriend's dick? I had a dude get a little testy with me once for encouraging said purchase, but I shut him down right quick. "Yeah, it might be bigger than you but vibrators don't cook dinner and rub her feet every once in a while, now do they? DO THEY? That's right. Now shut up and give me $37.50, chef."

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

:chef:

[happiness and harmony]

it was emeril

[droidspawn]

ANUUUUUDDAAA NOTCH

[happiness and harmony]

"notch"