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probably a newer one :oldryan: really wanted to avoid having to take on a car payment, and the saab is a pretty fun car to drive so i'm sad to have to give it up for something dull and practical

either something in the vacuum lines off the turbo ripped open today, or the wastegate is getting stuck open (which in turn throws the MAF sensor out of whack after a couple miles and causes all sorts of additional problems). my car is barely able to accelerate up thru the top of 3rd gear, and with 250k miles it needs too much work besides the mechanical to even waste money on a diagnosis/stopgap fix

newer cars :hate:
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Make sure its a manual :occifer:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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i'm currently driving my fellating lover's camry and going back to an automatic is absolute hell

i definitely want to get another manual but i need to move quickly, so i may not have that luxury
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Get some roller skates till you find one
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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i really wish the GTI didn't use the golf as its base because everything about it other than the shape of the thing is right up my alley
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Get the alltrack :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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I just had to buy a new side mirror for my ein vw today. Not the whole mirror housing but just the actual glass bit which ran me a whopping $115 with tax :chetty:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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i remember back when i had my '91 mustang, i entrusted the drive home to my brother one night because i thought he was much more sober than i was. he managed to take out the side mirror of a parked car with the passenger side mirror on my car. the whole assembly was intact but it knocked the mirror clean out, i ended up finding it completely intact underneath the passenger seat like a month later. popped that sucker right back in and it was good as new :redneck:
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I was going down the road Saturday and the glass came flying off. Heard that shit hit the ground and shatter so obviously there was no point in stopping :homework:.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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what kind of ein volkswagen do you have again :huh: is it ein jetta
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Lummo's side mirror CSB:

I Was backing out of a fellating lover's carport (entry way was in an alley so you had to do a 3 point turn to get out of there) and side swiped a support pole when my dumbass fellating lover told me to watch out for someone behind me (there was a person but they were nowhere near in danger of being backed over). Cracked the casing and the mirror but it was still attached to the car. Drove with it for a while because despite it all the mirror was still usable. Several weeks later I was stopped at a light and a bicyclist who was riding between lanes and decided he wasn't going to stop for the light like a sane person collided with my mirror with his handlebars and the right side of his body and took the side mirror clean off and subsequently fell right into the middle of the intersection. Luckily traffic was light so he didn't get run over. I got out to make sure he was alright but the hard-on bearer jumped back on his bike and took off. I was already late for work so i didn't chase him down. ended up ordering a new mirror on Amazon for like $80 or something that night and looked up a YouTube video on how to install it. The only downside was the mirror casing was black and my car is dark grey and I really sarded painting it. Oh well.

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Hitoshura wrote:what kind of ein volkswagen do you have again :huh: is it ein jetta
Aye. Of the ein 09 variety.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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that's actually on the radar as i can find a number of recent-ish 5-speed turbocharged models under 15k

what's the consensus on them shits, yay or nay?
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I like them but you gotta watch because people treat them shits like racecars. I don't know that I'd buy one third party style without having a mechanic buddy there with me.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Timing belt change is recommended somewhere around 90k by the way and that shit will run you a few hundred for damn sure.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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the main one that piqued my interest is a '14 SE with about 35,000 miles for ~12.5k, certified so presumably it comes with some kind of factory warranty & has undergone some manner of inspection

with the amount of miles i actually drive it'll probably be 10+ years before i get to needing a timing belt :redneck:
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Aye I'd feel better doing it the dealership route. I got mine for 14k in 2010 with 9700 miles on it. As of right now I believe I'm just over 68k :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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And oil changes are every 10k so I only ha r to do it every year or so :gay:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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if a timing belt and routine oil changes is all i have to worry about i'm on board

hopefully my work will actually approve the loan so i can test this bitch out tomorrow night like :god:
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The regular issue people run into is doors not locking. Sometimes its as simple as popping a cover off and spraying a little wd40. If its not that there's a good chance a wire got fucked up because of the way they run it. For whatever reason someone decided it was a good idea to run the wiring for the locks where the door hinge is.
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what's wrong with an automatic :oops:
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Its not a manual :shift:
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that is a nick response :idea:
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horse dealies wrote:what's wrong with an automatic :oops:
i can't do 50% of my inbound commute coasting in neutral with an automatic
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A manual pretty much means no one is gonna steal your car around here :redneck:
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Hitoshura wrote:
horse dealies wrote:what's wrong with an automatic :oops:
i can't do 50% of my inbound commute coasting in neutral with an automatic
that's what cruise control is for
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I don't like cruise control :suss:
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I like it enough for both of us
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cruise control doesn't boost your fuel economy like idling at 800rpm for 5 miles while doing 80 though

i find the whole process of car shopping so distasteful that i was pretty much convinced i was just gonna sign the papers and buy the damn thing tonight

but i found the bullshit z-grade pressure tactics of the sales people to be so offensively poor that i am sleeping on that shit until saturday out of spite
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My grandfather didn't even argue with them. He told them what he was willing to pay and when they said no he would just leave :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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they tried pulling that 'oh that's the internet price, we can't touch that at all, we don't have any control on the price' and then proceeded to discount it to exactly what i asked for within 2 minutes

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit

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Clearly he hates money and doesn't want the commission on your sale. So go deal with someone else there :judge:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Nick wrote:A manual pretty much means no one is gonna steal your car around here :redneck:
:redneck:
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i bought it :santa:
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bought what
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Hitoshura wrote:i bought it :santa:
:gay:::::::::::::
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Verbal wrote:bought what
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stormy bought a drunken McNutty?
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nice stormicus

now go ping that beast in classic style
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Stormy did you end up with a 6 speed?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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nah, only 6-speeds i saw on the lot were all GTIs out of my price range :eyes:

it does have a 5-speed though :idea:

the throttle is very sensitive compared to the saab though, i need to get adjusted, i've found myself revving that shit up to 3k just trying to feather that shit into 1st gear. i accidentally goaded someone into racing me on the drive home, once i figured out what was going on i sped up just enough to roadblock him which seemed to make the fellow quite upset :redneck:
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No 6th gear :shakefist:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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i am gonna miss having a 6th gear :tear:

do these things adjust the timing and whatnot if you jam it the high octane fuel
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There's plenty of times when I'm jamming some highway drive times that it just feels like it need that extra gear. I honestly have no fucking clue about the high octane. Tons of vw forums out there if you do a little digging I'm sure you can find out.
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i kind of hope i never have to learn lots of things about cars

but i don't expect that i won't

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