bacon kale scramble

[happiness and harmony]

cook bacon

shred kale with hands, the way god intended

cook kale in bacon grease

add vinegar for extra wilting

mince garlic

add garlic to kale

crumble bacon

add bacon to kale garlic

add two eggs

put on plate

add hot sauce

be happy

[Holocaust]

Shredding kale by hand sucks

[happiness and harmony]

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

You forgot them red pepper flakes all up in that shit

[droidspawn]

Never had kale

Also you forgot cheese brah

[happiness and harmony]

cheese is unnecessary in this concoction

cheese would well overclog the works

cheese elsewhere

[droidspawn]

I don't believe you

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

He's right. Cheese and kale don't play well with each other.

[rhino]

kale is some righteous stuff i say

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Its good but not my favorite of the greens.

[jawn galliano]

i aint know about kale

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

What about them other greens

[happiness and harmony]

i enjoy pretty much all greens, except iceberg lettuce, which is stale spindly peasant shit

russian kale, butter lettuce, radicchio, collard greens, mustard greens, turnip greens, spinach

greens

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

i enjoy pretty much all greens, except iceberg lettuce, which is stale spindly peasant shit

russian kale, butter lettuce, radicchio, collard greens, mustard greens, turnip greens, spinach

greens

Mustard greens :::::::::

[happiness and harmony]

them shits is good like

[happiness and harmony]

this is a thing i shall make and put in the hole in my face

all three holes

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

them shits is good like

Get all up on that trifecta of mustard, turnip and collard

[zim]

is this food

[Holocaust]

Chard

[happiness and harmony]

i forgot about chard, probably because i care a bit less for it

but chard is still rock-worthy

chard

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

is this food

The delicious kind

[happiness and harmony]

poor zim