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what does one do in new orleans

Postby Hitoshura » 15 Jun 2017, 08:11

suggest
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Nick » 15 Jun 2017, 08:31

Drink 3 times your weight in beer
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Hitoshura » 15 Jun 2017, 09:45

and in public! i am quite sure this will happen
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Nick » 15 Jun 2017, 10:34

I think its only in certain parts of the city though
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 15 Jun 2017, 11:00

Piss in the street
suffice to say :greenie:
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby horse dealies » 15 Jun 2017, 11:45

anything and everything?
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Holocaust » 15 Jun 2017, 11:50

Locate Dax Riggs and find out what his problem is
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Hitoshura » 15 Jun 2017, 19:46

alright then, so far my itinerary is to get loaded and wander around screaming "DAX" while pissing in the street
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Nick » 15 Jun 2017, 19:54

Oh and its required that you put Tabasco on everything you eat
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Holocaust » 15 Jun 2017, 20:46

Sounds like a plan
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Hitoshura » 15 Jun 2017, 21:13

Nick wrote:Oh and its required that you put Tabasco on everything you eat


but tabasco is shit :eyes:
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Nick » 15 Jun 2017, 23:14

Good luck finding another hot sauce
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 15 Jun 2017, 23:18

Nick wrote:Good luck finding another hot sauce



this is based out of Louisiana

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it's not particularly great hot sauce - but it exists.
suffice to say :greenie:
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby horse dealies » 16 Jun 2017, 00:15

that hot sauce is my jam :santa:
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Nick » 16 Jun 2017, 00:48

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
Nick wrote:Good luck finding another hot sauce



this is based out of Louisiana

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it's not particularly great hot sauce - but it exists.


Wasn't anywhere I went down there
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby horse dealies » 16 Jun 2017, 01:28

you did it wrong
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby zim » 16 Jun 2017, 03:16

you have to go to a jazz show in some 500 year old bar and talk to the old black hard-on bearer who says jazz is the only real music

also steal bones from a graveyard (i've heard they rise up through the ground from all the flooding)
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby rhino » 16 Jun 2017, 03:32

visit jimmy bower
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby horse dealies » 16 Jun 2017, 04:27

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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby Hitoshura » 16 Jun 2017, 05:06

i ain't touchin' no bones
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby TamPron » 16 Jun 2017, 10:12

Go yell at a voodoo queen while drunk and pissing.
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

Postby TamPron » 16 Jun 2017, 10:14

zim wrote:you have to go to a jazz show in some 500 year old bar and talk to the old black hard-on bearer who says jazz is the only real music

also steal bones from a graveyard (i've heard they rise up through the ground from all the flooding)

That's why all the graves are above ground, the caskets come up out of the ground if you bury them. New Orleans was built on a swamp.
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Re: what does one do in new orleans

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