Hey Kevin (paste human)

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Hey Kevin (paste human)

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Sitting in the Minneapolis airport for a 4 1/2 hour layover to Fargo. Planes been delayed 30 mins already. How far are you from the airport? Just curious
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He might still be in detox mode
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Delayed another 30 mins :frown:
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Oh hey delayed yet a third time another 45 mins

Now my cousin won't pick me up so I have to take a cab
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Probably could have done walked home
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Fucking seriously

6 hour layover. It's only 3 1/2 hours from from Minneapolis to Fargo
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Well the airline would probably lose a lot of money flying 1 person home :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Gate is full :santa:
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Delayed 15 more mins

I'm going to punch a baby in the dick
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Maybe they are trying to figure out where the hell Fargo is
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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just got home. midnight. 12 hours total. 90 mins combined flying time. 50 mins from kc to minneapolis. 40 minutes from minneapolis to fargo.

thats why i fucking hate flying
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why say kevin if youre going to have to clarify
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jorsh wrote:just got home. midnight. 12 hours total. 90 mins combined flying time. 50 mins from kc to minneapolis. 40 minutes from minneapolis to fargo.

thats why i fucking hate flying
Sorry I couldn't respond. Been dealing with some health issues, so I probably wouldn't have been able to make it even though I'm pretty close to the airport.

In my experiences MSP isn't bad to be stuck in, but I agree flying is fucking stupid these days. Which reminds me: don't ever get near Miami's sorry excuse for an airport. Unless you enjoy situations where everything is on the brink of going wrong all at once, and then does.

Most importantly, I'm sorry to hear about the difficult situation you and your family are going through. I know life isn't fair and everyone goes through rough times - some more than others - but I am truly impressed at how you always manage to hang in there.

As far as meeting, some day you'll take that 8 hour flight from Fargo to Minneapolis and then we'll run out of things to say almost immediately and begin to second guess the whole situation. It will be magical :redneck:
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that is one of the best posts in the history of mabb
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How many beers did you consume in those 12 hours jorsh
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