Prowler in the yard
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Prowler in the yard
While out smoking on the balcony at night I spotted someone snooping around in the neighbour's yard. It was creepy to watch Should I have called the vice squad? He was gone in a couple of seconds, not much to do. I'm glad I live up high, less burglary It was a young secretary of state....
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Just play pig destroyer loudly in that direction
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Nick wrote:Just play pig destroyer loudly in that direction
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Re: Prowler in the yard
or some rhcp
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Re: Prowler in the yard
or shout things at them whilst waving a cane in the air
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Tell him he needs healthcare.
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Re: Prowler in the yard
could be scouting the area to come back later
ready your guns ninny
ready your guns ninny
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Re: Prowler in the yard
I'm getting a baseball bat
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Time to bring out that rocket launcher and turn that prowler in the yard into a barbecue in the yard
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Nick wrote:Just play pig destroyer loudly in that direction
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Re: Prowler in the yard
how has no one posted the opening track of iron maiden iron maiden
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Because no
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Lock eyes with him and start wanking
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Re: Prowler in the yard
what if he wanks back
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Better hope you shoot first
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Lob jizz at the perp
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Holocaust wrote:Lob jizz at the perp
grindy grind
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Re: Prowler in the yard
"lob jizz" sounds like a specific type of jizz
like a loblolly pine tree
except in jizz form
like a loblolly pine tree
except in jizz form
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Re: Prowler in the yard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th_KKvb9yO8
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Re: Prowler in the yard
more metal
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Re: Prowler in the yard
You should've shot them hit then again you live in europietan
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Re: Prowler in the yard
SCUNT wrote:You should've shot them but then again you live in europietan
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Europistan*
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Re: Prowler in the yard
I have no gun :(
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Re: Prowler in the yard
how easy is it to purchase a firearm in your area ninny?
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Well I would need a permit. I would need a good reason, like hunting. I think I would have to join a club. They would check for a criminal record or mental health problems. On the street I don't know, I don't hang with criminals
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Now that I've stopped eating shoarma I see no reason for these people to be hereSCUNT wrote:Europistan*
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Re: Prowler in the yard
private gun sales are legal in my state of kentucky, no paperwork or checks required. i just bought an italian beretta from my fellating lover last sundayNinny wrote:Well I would need a permit. I would need a good reason, like hunting. I think I would have to join a club. They would check for a criminal record or mental health problems. On the street I don't know, I don't hang with criminals
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Re: Prowler in the yard
You don't see gifts like that here
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Re: Prowler in the yard
Completely legal here as well.zim wrote:private gun sales are legal in my state of kentucky, no paperwork or checks required. i just bought an italian beretta from my fellating lover last sundayNinny wrote:Well I would need a permit. I would need a good reason, like hunting. I think I would have to join a club. They would check for a criminal record or mental health problems. On the street I don't know, I don't hang with criminals
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Re: Prowler in the yard
I assume its not here