Prowler in the yard

[Ninny]

While out smoking on the balcony at night I spotted someone snooping around in the neighbour's yard. It was creepy to watch Should I have called the vice squad? He was gone in a couple of seconds, not much to do. I'm glad I live up high, less burglary It was a young secretary of state....

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Just play pig destroyer loudly in that direction

[happiness and harmony]

Just play pig destroyer loudly in that direction

[rhino]

or some rhcp

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

or shout things at them whilst waving a cane in the air

[shadowalk]

Tell him he needs healthcare.

[zim]

could be scouting the area to come back later

ready your guns ninny

[Abzu]

[Ninny]

I'm getting a baseball bat

[Grudge]

Time to bring out that rocket launcher and turn that prowler in the yard into a barbecue in the yard

[droidspawn]

Just play pig destroyer loudly in that direction

[Verbal]

how has no one posted the opening track of iron maiden iron maiden

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Because no

[Holocaust]

Lock eyes with him and start wanking

[zim]

what if he wanks back

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Better hope you shoot first

[Holocaust]

Lob jizz at the perp

[Abzu]

[droidspawn]

Lob jizz at the perp

grindy grind

[happiness and harmony]

"lob jizz" sounds like a specific type of jizz

like a loblolly pine tree

except in jizz form

[Abzu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th_KKvb9yO8

[User]

[SCUNT]

You should've shot them hit then again you live in europietan

[SCUNT]

You should've shot them but then again you live in europietan

[SCUNT]

Europistan*

[Ninny]

I have no gun :(

[zim]

how easy is it to purchase a firearm in your area ninny?

[Ninny]

Well I would need a permit. I would need a good reason, like hunting. I think I would have to join a club. They would check for a criminal record or mental health problems. On the street I don't know, I don't hang with criminals

[Ninny]

Europistan*

Now that I've stopped eating shoarma I see no reason for these people to be here

[zim]

Well I would need a permit. I would need a good reason, like hunting. I think I would have to join a club. They would check for a criminal record or mental health problems. On the street I don't know, I don't hang with criminals

private gun sales are legal in my state of kentucky, no paperwork or checks required. i just bought an italian beretta from my fellating lover last sunday

[Ninny]

You don't see gifts like that here

[Abzu]

Well I would need a permit. I would need a good reason, like hunting. I think I would have to join a club. They would check for a criminal record or mental health problems. On the street I don't know, I don't hang with criminals

private gun sales are legal in my state of kentucky, no paperwork or checks required. i just bought an italian beretta from my fellating lover last sunday

Completely legal here as well.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

I assume its not here