Storming as a cunt in this period

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Storming as a cunt in this period

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And I'm at work instead of having a beer on the porch enjoying the storm :frown:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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my porch isn't covered so i will be enjoying the stormy weather with the slider in my room open :beer:
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today is also herr en storm

storm beers herr en place
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every day of luke's life is storm beers
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Storming again while I'm at work :frown:::::::::
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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we just had a downpour with hail for 20 minutes now its all gone :eyes:
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we had torrential rains for about 20 minutes when i posted that and it ain't stormed at all since :tear:
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Still stormin

Watchin aliens
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from the sky?
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Da film foo
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I wish it would storm beers
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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beer aliens :aod:
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I stormed too much whiskey last night

Alone :homework:
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Forever?
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Storms :xx:

Looking forward to some tropical storm action in Floriduh
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No rain this weekend :eyes:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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rain every day in this monsoon period
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stormed right good the last couple days

might storm later
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i do not care for it the storms for they bring much humidity and make my sheets feel wet when they are not
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we've been having weirdly cool days for july and august :huh: still quite humid but like 83 degrees instead of 92 and terrible

you getting any cooler weather up your way zim
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yes we've had a good handful of it the cool weather days, reminds me of home

this summer has thankfully not been unbearably hot but also i have not gone out much so it might have been :redneck:
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what do you mean "home," i thought you were from those regions

am i about to get a zim paradigm shift :dizzy:
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zim wrote:i do not care for it the storms for they bring much humidity and make my sheets feel wet when they are not
Close your gay man's telescope you silly goose
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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we're through the looking glass here
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Or maybe zim doesn't have a roof
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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a roof made of windows!
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So a sunroof? Or maybe zim's place has t-tops :alien:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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hot enough to bake a pizza up in there
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Hey zim

Do you live in a car?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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this week has been quite septembery thus far
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Still all up in the 80s in this period :frown:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Nick wrote:Hey zim

Do you live in a car?
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:cool:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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that car brings autumn with it
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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that hair brings destruction
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She's gonna break your dick off riding it in the backseat of zim's house
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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just like every other birthday
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shit zim lives an exciting life
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nothing like seeing winnie the pooh bearing down to get you thinking about your decision-making abilities
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i still remember big TITTER licka bearing down on my bare skin
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my brother had that exact car when he was younger :redneck:
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did it run him over in his garage
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unfortunately it did not
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Did autumn run him over?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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the hair did it
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so something definitely ran him over
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i mean this hard-on bearer was run over right
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god damn it where did those storm clouds go
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