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beard wax

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share your tips
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does that beard oil shit even work?
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Sard
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Where are you supposed to apply it
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Beard oil :xx:

The wimmens love it
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muff fuzz
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beardface
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Beard oil is a good thing. I don't know about beard wax, though?
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i was looking at the linkedin profile of a programmer the other day who worked on a project before we acquired it. in his job history he had listed "beard oil chemist"
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he was lying
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he looked like quite the douchebag so it seemed legit

also he is quite the douchebag
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poor lad
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tell him not everybody has to have a beard
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If you want to look like a man you need to have at least a 5 o' clock shadow.

I'd bet my entire bank account (lolz) gleeso is a baby face
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Mmmm sure, that and a pair of testicles
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i try to stay clean shaven because any other look doesn't really work for me

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Holocaust wrote:Mmmm sure, that and a pair of testicles

settle down beavis
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only men with a mustache will understand
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i almost bought some beard oil the other day

then i didn't buy any
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