MABB computer experts

[Olden Polynice]

I've had an ongoing situation which is driving me fucking mental. When I'm typing out words certain letters at certain times will trigger new tabs to open, the bookmark menu sidebar to open, open file browser thingy ect ect. It happened twice as I typed this out. Actually make that three times, "s" opened save as. Is this a hot keys thing? How it happened, I have no idea.

How do I fix this problem without having to waste time checking through everyt (bookmark tab just searched, fuck) hing in control panel?

Zim? Anyone?

[jawn galliano]

your control key is physically stuck, or stickykeys is turned on

disable the latter, if that doesn't do the trick, replace your keyboard

[droidspawn]

you've been hacked by putin and kim jung un. throw your computer in a sack. place the sack in a bathtub full of salt, water, and ipecac. then liight your home on fire and vacate the country at once.

should work

[zim]

your control key is physically stuck, or stickykeys is turned on

disable the latter, if that doesn't do the trick, replace your keyboard

this. you can check if stickykeys is on by pressing shift 5 times

do you have a laptop? did you spill any kind of liquid on your keyboard? if you have a desktop computer try a different keyboard if you have access to one.

[Grudge]

Stop jerking off over your keyboard. All that ejaculate has fucked up your keyboard.

[happiness and harmony]

write that down for the next office social

[Mesarthim]

MABB is not your personal erotica site.