don't go shopping at church

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 11 Aug 2017, 02:06

shit-ass goods

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 11 Aug 2017, 02:18

In all seriousness, if there is one thing I have learned over the years - never trust anyone who claims they are "just an honest Christian business man." They are all fucking grifters. ALL OF THEM.

The best though is when people expect to get free shit because they are getting food or supplies for a church function. Fuck you lady!

/to be fair we do donate to a local food bank but it's all stuff that is unsellable anyways.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 11 Aug 2017, 02:22

when i was a wee one the church wanted free heating oil. my dad told them to get fucked and we quit being religious as a result

more importantly, i agree with the premise of the thread. i aint buyin no church-ass items

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 11 Aug 2017, 02:27

Seems like your dad was looking for a reason not to go anyway

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 11 Aug 2017, 02:29

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:In all seriousness, if there is one thing I have learned over the years - never trust anyone who claims they are "just an honest Christian business man." They are all fucking grifters. ALL OF THEM.

the only genuinely christian people i have ever met are the ones who don't reduce it to a fucking adjective

most of them never even say the word at all

zim · Post by **zim** » 11 Aug 2017, 03:17

that's not very christian of you

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 11 Aug 2017, 03:41

i'm not very christian

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 11 Aug 2017, 04:47

i only go to church is im going to BURN it

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 11 Aug 2017, 18:55

Of all the flooring installations I've seen since I started working in this business, churches are probably the worst for being hagglers and trying to screw our installers out of their payment.

B-b-b-b-but it's for the chuuurch! Can't you just donate 500 square feet of hardwood AND labor? You get to write it off at tax time, don'tcha?

Fuck straight off, lady.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 11 Aug 2017, 19:16

Verbal wrote:i only go to church is im going to BURN it

we all need to take a step back and appreciate this

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 11 Aug 2017, 19:19

"The only church that illuminates is a burning church."

-Buenaventura Durruti

H4T3M4CH1N3 · Post by **H4T3M4CH1N3** » 12 Aug 2017, 09:06

This whole thread is like a bunch of antichristian cliché teenagers lol

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 12 Aug 2017, 09:48

me, an idiot, unbelievable dullard: 'here's a silly anecdote about church from 30 years ago'

you, extremely wise, genius of philosophy & knower of all ways of society: 'my name is h4t3m4ch1n3. do not attempt to decipher this, for it is an ancient code beyond man's reckoning'

H4T3M4CH1N3 · Post by **H4T3M4CH1N3** » 12 Aug 2017, 10:28

This phrase sums it all
"Stroke me, for I wish to orgasm"

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 12 Aug 2017, 11:32

So I was fucking this 14 year old the other day, until she fell out of her wheelchair

Then she looked at me like I'M the one who's retarded

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 12 Aug 2017, 15:48

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 12 Aug 2017, 18:08

H4T3M4CH1N3 wrote:This whole thread is like a bunch of antichristian cliché teenagers lol

totally

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