don't go shopping at church
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don't go shopping at church
shit-ass goods
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In all seriousness, if there is one thing I have learned over the years - never trust anyone who claims they are "just an honest Christian business man." They are all fucking grifters. ALL OF THEM.
The best though is when people expect to get free shit because they are getting food or supplies for a church function. Fuck you lady!
/to be fair we do donate to a local food bank but it's all stuff that is unsellable anyways.
The best though is when people expect to get free shit because they are getting food or supplies for a church function. Fuck you lady!
/to be fair we do donate to a local food bank but it's all stuff that is unsellable anyways.
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when i was a wee one the church wanted free heating oil. my dad told them to get fucked and we quit being religious as a result
more importantly, i agree with the premise of the thread. i aint buyin no church-ass items
more importantly, i agree with the premise of the thread. i aint buyin no church-ass items
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Re: don't go shopping at church
Seems like your dad was looking for a reason not to go anyway
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the only genuinely christian people i have ever met are the ones who don't reduce it to a fucking adjectiveRufus T. Firefly wrote:In all seriousness, if there is one thing I have learned over the years - never trust anyone who claims they are "just an honest Christian business man." They are all fucking grifters. ALL OF THEM.
most of them never even say the word at all
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Re: don't go shopping at church
that's not very christian of you
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i'm not very christian
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i only go to church is im going to BURN it
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Of all the flooring installations I've seen since I started working in this business, churches are probably the worst for being hagglers and trying to screw our installers out of their payment.
B-b-b-b-but it's for the chuuurch! Can't you just donate 500 square feet of hardwood AND labor? You get to write it off at tax time, don'tcha?
Fuck straight off, lady.
B-b-b-b-but it's for the chuuurch! Can't you just donate 500 square feet of hardwood AND labor? You get to write it off at tax time, don'tcha?
Fuck straight off, lady.
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we all need to take a step back and appreciate thisVerbal wrote:i only go to church is im going to BURN it
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"The only church that illuminates is a burning church."
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This whole thread is like a bunch of antichristian cliché teenagers lol
Wide open 'til you see God, then BRAKE!
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me, an idiot, unbelievable dullard: 'here's a silly anecdote about church from 30 years ago'
you, extremely wise, genius of philosophy & knower of all ways of society: 'my name is h4t3m4ch1n3. do not attempt to decipher this, for it is an ancient code beyond man's reckoning'
you, extremely wise, genius of philosophy & knower of all ways of society: 'my name is h4t3m4ch1n3. do not attempt to decipher this, for it is an ancient code beyond man's reckoning'
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This phrase sums it all
"Stroke me, for I wish to orgasm"
"Stroke me, for I wish to orgasm"
Wide open 'til you see God, then BRAKE!
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So I was fucking this 14 year old the other day, until she fell out of her wheelchair
Then she looked at me like I'M the one who's retarded
Then she looked at me like I'M the one who's retarded
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Re: don't go shopping at church
totallyH4T3M4CH1N3 wrote:This whole thread is like a bunch of antichristian cliché teenagers lol