drunk amazon/online purchases

[Mesarthim]

have you made any? if so, what?!

[jawn galliano]

hmm, most of the new pieces of my wardrobe over the last 6 months. most recently i got one pair of shoes in on tuesday, another en route, and a third which will arrive tomorrow (but that was a sober times purchase that took forever since it was part of a batch of customs)

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

The last one was probably pizza

[happiness and harmony]

hmm, most of the new pieces of my wardrobe over the last 6 months. most recently i got one pair of shoes in on tuesday, another en route, and a third which will arrive tomorrow (but that was a sober times purchase that took forever since it was part of a batch of customs)

drunk wardrobing, that is some damn risky stuff

clearly you need to drink more

[jawn galliano]

it's worked out pretty well so far! except for the part where i keep spending all my damn ass money on shoes on clothes. no regretful purchases so far though, even the ridiculous pair of docs i ordered over the weekend

my biggest victory was drunkenly navigating vanity sizing bullshit to order a pair of raw denim jeans that turned out to be the best fitting pair i've ever owned

[happiness and harmony]

then the exact same amount of drinking it is!

[jawn galliano]

"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm" i'm only one beer deep so i don't think i'm ready to order any shoes just yet

[happiness and harmony]

better get balls deep into new queens then

[jawn galliano]

throwing that shit on next

[happiness and harmony]

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm" i'm only one beer deep so i don't think i'm ready to order any shoes just yet

Get drunk and order shoes for someone else

[happiness and harmony]

PRANK SHOE CALL

[jawn galliano]

the only way i'm ordering shoes for anyone else is if they happen to be a size ten plus-or-minus a half size, and bust in here and steal them shits

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

PRANK SHOE CALL

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

the only way i'm ordering shoes for anyone else is if they happen to be a size ten plus-or-minus a half size, and bust in here and steal them shits

They won't fit me so I'll just fill them with the contents of your fridge

[happiness and harmony]

that's frank shoe, he's an asshole

[jawn galliano]

please don't fill my cool and nice sneakers with my cold delicious beer

[jawn galliano]

also i would've accepted someone making a call on the sports illustrated shoe phone

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

please don't fill my cool and nice sneakers with my cold delicious beer

One is gonna be ketchup and pickle juice I promise

[happiness and harmony]

wasn't there a shoe phone in get smart as well

[jawn galliano]

fuck i have both of those things in my fridge

it's trash night, not for long bitch

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

wasn't there a shoe phone in get smart as well

[happiness and harmony]

stormy needs to lose a bet to someone, stat

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

fuck i have both of those things in my fridge

it's trash night, not for long bitch

Well I'll just steal someone else's on the way over

[happiness and harmony]

wasn't there a shoe phone in get smart as well

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

[happiness and harmony]

at least i'm not john edwards

[zim]

i have not made any drunk purchases

i did however just buy a bunch of shit including a fossil watch, guitar stand, 2 wireless mice, a dimarzio strap, and a hard drive

[jawn galliano]

what's your watch look like there zim

i don't own any watches, maybe that should be my next focus

[zim]

I usually wear a cheap digital watch but I felt like getting something a little nicer. these run about 150 on their site but you can find them all over ebay brand new and way cheaper https://www.ebay.com/p/fossil-machine-f ... &rdtsrc=vi

there's also a really nice similar model that's brown. hard-on bearer at work has this model, I would have bought it but I didn't want to copy him
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fossil-Original ... 2749.l2649