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thinking about buying a house

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the rent is too damn high, y'all. :oof:
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Million dollars a month?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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The mother just bought a house yesterday finally.

Closes on it the 31st
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I'm paying $1350 a month right now in rent. could probably buy a house around here on a 20% down payment and only pay $700-$950 a month....
problem is I'd pretty much have to cash out all my retirement shits to make it happen.
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how much would it be per month without the down payment
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Ain't no way that includes all the escrow and interest though
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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1350 a month god dayum
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1350 is cheap though!
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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we paid 1350 in ca and the same in ga now

pretty decent prices for both places. in ca there was so little housing that we had literally one other option, which was 1700 :oldryan:
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Yeah but what does 1350 get you? Is it a big house in a good neighborhood or are you living in a storm drain with 3 other families?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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1350 here will get you a nice house in a nice neighborhood
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$1350 will buy you a house here
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I found a nice house in a nice neighborhood with water access that'll only set you back $2,600 a month! If you want a nice house in a slightly less nice neighborhood it'll be $1,900 a month.
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both were big houses in boring-ass nice subdivisions

the one in ca was older and bigger and better built, and the people in the subdivision were old and suspicious and terrible

here it's a nice but less well-built house in a subdivision where people will actually say hello to you on the street, and also there's a pool

:santa:
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most of my friends are moving on from their starter houses and into big fancy ones

this has me thinking about how i'll never be able to buy any kind of house
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The trick is to not have any friends
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Hitoshura wrote:most of my friends are moving on from their starter houses and into big fancy ones

this has me thinking about how i'll never be able to buy any kind of house
This is mostly why the lady and I broke up :eyes: we were no closer to buying a house together than we were six years ago when we started living together. Many of our friends have graduated to home ownership and family-dom while I still sard the idea of kids, plus our jobs aren't bringing in the fat stacks of cash.
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Nick wrote:The trick is to not have any friends
or live in a tree
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Hey johnny bark :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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maybe i can sneak in and live at the tree house brewery on the down-low :suss:
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Stormy is gonna have a makeshift water bed
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Nick wrote:Hey johnny bark :santa:
and that's why you don't get out of the tree :homework:
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Nick wrote:The trick is to not have any friends
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home ownership is a state of mind, i have no ambitions for it

but i do want kids and some vague stability for the twenty-odd years they may reside with me, so no more than four houses in that period
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:huh:
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that home ownership is a state of mind?

or that his idea of stability is no more than four houses?
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they're both bogglers though really it was the second of the two
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luke moved around a lot as a kid and thinks this is not such a good thing

he therefore wants to set an upper limit on house moves for his kids

given his extraordinary number of home movements when he was a child, he has chosen an upper limit for his kids that may seem high to you

maybe you should be more open minded
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but why does he need four houses :eek: it seems so unlike him
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he means an acceptable number of houses would be less than or equal to four houses
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will be expensive to buy four houses though
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we agree on that, at least

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Which countries is luke gonna buy houses in
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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well, australia, obviously

the netherlands is an almost certain choice

japan, one of the low-lying islands specifically

and grommittania

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The mother bought a house today. Moves in tomorrow
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typical
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thats it, now im sleeved and peeved
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well if it rhymes it must be true
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itt i am laid bare
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Verbal wrote:well if it rhymes it must be true
Classic gleeso
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Hitoshura wrote:i'll never be able to buy any kind of house
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i wonder if lummo did this thing
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does zim live in a pizza, on a pizza, or beside a pizza
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He uses the box like a tent and the pizza itself as a sleeping bag
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I want to buy a house.
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comedy salaries :oldryan:
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Pocket full of lint mostly
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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and old bus tickets
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He's probably already burned those for warmth
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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you can sell them to one-eye tony, he thinks they're unused
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