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re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 02 Sep 2017, 05:06

electrifying friday evening here y'all
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Sep 2017, 05:30

resumes are terrible and no one should ever have to write one

this was the conclusion I reached when I re-wrote my resume before getting a new job last month
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Nick » 02 Sep 2017, 05:36

Work in this period :frown:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Sep 2017, 05:39

maybe you will catch a robber!

and get a reward :al:
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Lavabug » 02 Sep 2017, 05:43

I do not look forward to updating mine, it's been over 3 years.
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Sep 2017, 05:44

how many robbers have you caught in that time
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Nick » 02 Sep 2017, 05:45

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Verbal » 02 Sep 2017, 05:50

i think you mean cv
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 02 Sep 2017, 06:35

horse dealies wrote:resumes are terrible and no one should ever have to write one

this was the conclusion I reached when I re-wrote my resume before getting a new job last month


this is completely correct, and it's the number one reason i haven't already landed a better job :redneck:

every time an opportunity comes up i start this process and then immediately sard the shit out of it and concede 'eh, my job's good enough i guess'
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby zim » 02 Sep 2017, 08:28

i got to look at a bunch of resumes recently at work, good lord some of them were terrible

one woman put "homemaker - house wife" at the top of her experience, this woman had a computer science degree
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 02 Sep 2017, 08:48

was she indian by chance
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby zim » 02 Sep 2017, 10:18

Hitoshura wrote:was she indian by chance


she wasn't but we did get a ton of resumes from indians, a lot of them weren't even in the same state
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 02 Sep 2017, 11:11

from my vantage, indian tech workers seem to be uniquely enthused about constantly moving absolutely anywhere for a new job, and i do see quite a few of them popping up in kentucky over the last year or so.

i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live :redneck:
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby zim » 02 Sep 2017, 12:21

Hitoshura wrote:i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live :redneck:


that sounds weird, what's going on there? are they constantly couch surfing?
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 20 Sep 2017, 06:11

took me almost 3 weeks but i finally finished a draft of this stupid bullshit document

gonna send it off to ein fellating lover for advice on what stupid bullshit i need to bloat it with to get in with some hiring manager or another

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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Lavabug » 20 Sep 2017, 06:53

Hitoshura wrote:from my vantage, indian tech workers seem to be uniquely enthused about constantly moving absolutely anywhere for a new job, and i do see quite a few of them popping up in kentucky over the last year or so.

i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live :redneck:

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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 20 Sep 2017, 07:05

that is only a mad foreskin fungus like slight exaggeration of the woeful english skills of the average h1b programmer

the mustache is quite typical, however :alien:
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

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Postby Josh » 20 Sep 2017, 10:55

shadowalk wrote:'MABB member (2002-present)
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Verbal » 20 Sep 2017, 12:40

you should inlcude the fact that you know jorsh via the internet (and explain how good his sleeves are)
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 20 Sep 2017, 19:20

a 15-year posting career in one forum would surely demonstrate professional loyalty, as well as quality content

i shall include it :judge:
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Nick » 20 Sep 2017, 19:21

You should probably have luke as your employer
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 20 Sep 2017, 21:05

i really want this to happen now
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby zim » 21 Sep 2017, 05:24

mabb inc
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 21 Sep 2017, 06:38

bard enterprises, a limited liability corporation
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 04 Oct 2017, 16:39

more write-offs :hard-on bearer:
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby User » 06 Oct 2017, 08:19

i will give a stellar reference

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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby Hitoshura » 06 Oct 2017, 10:36

the warning should've been implied by the establishment itself, i was shocked i needed to intervene with an actual opinion
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 06 Oct 2017, 16:52

did you stop at dimpus burger

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