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re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 05:06
by jawn galliano
electrifying friday evening here y'all

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 05:30
by happiness and harmony
resumes are terrible and no one should ever have to write one

this was the conclusion I reached when I re-wrote my resume before getting a new job last month

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 05:36
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Work in this period :frown:

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 05:39
by happiness and harmony
maybe you will catch a robber!

and get a reward :al:

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 05:43
by Lavabug
I do not look forward to updating mine, it's been over 3 years.

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 05:44
by happiness and harmony
how many robbers have you caught in that time

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 05:45
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 05:50
by Verbal
i think you mean cv

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 06:35
by jawn galliano
horse dealies wrote:resumes are terrible and no one should ever have to write one

this was the conclusion I reached when I re-wrote my resume before getting a new job last month
this is completely correct, and it's the number one reason i haven't already landed a better job :redneck:

every time an opportunity comes up i start this process and then immediately sard the shit out of it and concede 'eh, my job's good enough i guess'

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 08:28
by zim
i got to look at a bunch of resumes recently at work, good lord some of them were terrible

one woman put "homemaker - house wife" at the top of her experience, this woman had a computer science degree

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 08:48
by jawn galliano
was she indian by chance

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 10:18
by zim
Hitoshura wrote:was she indian by chance
she wasn't but we did get a ton of resumes from indians, a lot of them weren't even in the same state

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 11:11
by jawn galliano
from my vantage, indian tech workers seem to be uniquely enthused about constantly moving absolutely anywhere for a new job, and i do see quite a few of them popping up in kentucky over the last year or so.

i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live :redneck:

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 02 Sep 2017, 12:21
by zim
Hitoshura wrote:i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live :redneck:
that sounds weird, what's going on there? are they constantly couch surfing?

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 06:11
by jawn galliano
took me almost 3 weeks but i finally finished a draft of this stupid bullshit document

gonna send it off to ein fellating lover for advice on what stupid bullshit i need to bloat it with to get in with some hiring manager or another

:hate:

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 06:53
by Lavabug
Hitoshura wrote:from my vantage, indian tech workers seem to be uniquely enthused about constantly moving absolutely anywhere for a new job, and i do see quite a few of them popping up in kentucky over the last year or so.

i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live :redneck:
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 07:05
by jawn galliano
that is only a very slight exaggeration of the woeful english skills of the average h1b programmer

the mustache is quite typical, however :alien:

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 10:48
by shadowalk
'MABB member (date started-present)

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 10:55
by droidspawn
shadowalk wrote:'MABB member (2002-present)

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 12:40
by Verbal
you should inlcude the fact that you know jorsh via the internet (and explain how good his sleeves are)

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 19:20
by jawn galliano
a 15-year posting career in one forum would surely demonstrate professional loyalty, as well as quality content

i shall include it :judge:

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 19:21
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
You should probably have luke as your employer

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 21:05
by happiness and harmony
i really want this to happen now

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 21 Sep 2017, 05:24
by zim
mabb inc

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 21 Sep 2017, 06:38
by jawn galliano
bard enterprises, a limited liability corporation

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 04 Oct 2017, 16:39
by happiness and harmony
more write-offs :hard-on bearer:

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 06 Oct 2017, 08:19
by User
i will give a stellar reference

"sards with the best of them, when he cabby arsed, employee of the month december 2005, warned me about road food"

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 06 Oct 2017, 10:36
by jawn galliano
the warning should've been implied by the establishment itself, i was shocked i needed to intervene with an actual opinion

Re: re-writing my resume in this period

Posted: 06 Oct 2017, 16:52
by happiness and harmony
did you stop at dimpus burger