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One of these days a hurricane is gonna come straight up the bay and fuck maryland up right good.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Keep the dream alive
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Its almost happened a couple of times :eek:

I'm fairly certain sandy at one point was tracking to do just that.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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maybe this one will!
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Wonky path takery would be needed
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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these are wonky times
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Indeed they are.
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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so now that lummo's cowtown is about to get its shit pushed in real good are you staying in town lummo
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He's going to stay in miami
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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this evening in the grocery store i overheard a woman talking about how she made the drive up from miami yesterday and got here at four o' clock in the morning. it took her 20 hours :shock: normally it would be about nine
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Well that's what happens when everyone leaves at the same time. I did see something about Florida setting up a phone line just to report price gouging.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Not living where there are hurricanes :xx:
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how's the morning frost look there
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Is that what his new tattoo is?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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right on the taint
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lummo's cowtown will be fine. Wherever it makes landfall on the coasts is gonna get fucked up real good like though.
rhino wrote:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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horse dealies wrote:right on the taint
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horse dealies wrote:right on the taint
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rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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:greenie:
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:hard-on bearer:
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My sister lives in Tampa, and apparently she's going to ride it out. I tried calling her earlier today but she never got back to me. I'm guessing if I had sent a text her response would have been immediate :frown:
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you tried to call someone in 2017?

HAHAHAHAHA HOW OLD ARE YOU
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bunch of pussies down in florida, man up and go for a swim
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he'll regret not firing a few shots at that salty bitch
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Tampa isn't really feeling it yet. She's probably busy getting ready.
rhino wrote:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Ir's raining.
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I wonder if Irma will have any impact on Morbid Angel :huh:

I guess things are just starting to escalate in Tampa, where my sister lives.
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sounds like we should all tune on in to that NOAA radio
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Scaling up the heights of folly
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Apparently The Pasco County sheriff has urged citizens to refrain from firing weapons at the storm :redneck:

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Nick wrote:Scaling up the heights of folly

lighting Roman candles on the yellowcake :hard-on bearer:
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They shook you on down :eyes:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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when the rain starts falling :eek:

boatman calling :sicken:
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Paste Human wrote:Apparently The Pasco County sheriff has urged citizens to refrain from firing weapons at the storm :redneck:

:waa: :waa: :waa: :lol:
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horse dealies wrote:when the rain starts falling :eek:

boatman calling :sicken:
Shake em on down :taint:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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zim wrote:
Paste Human wrote:Apparently The Pasco County sheriff has urged citizens to refrain from firing weapons at the storm :redneck:

:waa: :waa: :waa: :lol:
Someone in Deland started that Facebook page...HOLLY!
rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Lots of rain and wind so far - didn't really get the worst of it until the sun went down. Now all we can do is sit and listen to the destructive sound of nature around us continues on over the next several hours. Still have power though it's gone out and come back on about 8 times so far.
rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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06 Aug 2021, 04:32
i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Make sure you stay inside lummo :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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But don't shoot at the storm from inside.
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I DARE YOU GOD TO CHALLENGE ME ON THESE WILD AND STORMY SEAS :ra:
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HEY LUMMO ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
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:eek:
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Nick wrote:
horse dealies wrote:when the rain starts falling :eek:

boatman calling :sicken:
Shake em on down :taint:
the flood receding :luke:
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and speaking of which, it is raining here even though it wasn't supposed to start for another few hours

it is not raining particularly hard

also the wind is not very strong

but everything already has been canceled for today and tomorrow, because georgia exercises "an abundance of caution" like rush limbaugh dipping into his stash when he thinks the maid isn't watching
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I don't want to jinx it, but I survived the storm.
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Im fine. Lots of wind and rain - took down a lot of tree branches and roof shingles and Part of my fence got knocked over - power went out several times but has been on all morning. It's past noon and we are actually still getting residual winds.



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Now I got my eyes on Hurricane Jose. Or should I say Jose Cuervo as it's now wondering around the Atlantic aimlesssly.
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lummo is alive :gay:

...but for how long :shock:
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Hurricane lummo
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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