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local doof

Postby horse dealies » 08 Sep 2017, 19:58

share your stories
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Re: local doof

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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 08 Sep 2017, 23:01

and you know this man how
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Re: local doof

Postby Nick » 08 Sep 2017, 23:06

Dale crites
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: local doof

Postby Verbal » 09 Sep 2017, 04:55

that is the most rhino anyone has ever looked
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 09 Sep 2017, 05:39

i saw rhino :suss:
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Re: local doof

Postby rhino » 17 Sep 2017, 17:32

there is a hard-on bearer in his 50s around here, that stands on sidewalks with his walker and smokes weed and stares at cars, often giving me the horns when i'm jamming, i will give him the horns back. thats all i got :redneck:
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Re: local doof

Postby Nick » 17 Sep 2017, 19:49

Nick wrote:Dale crites
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: local doof

Postby Verbal » 17 Sep 2017, 21:40

what do you mean you give each other horns
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Re: local doof

Postby Nick » 17 Sep 2017, 22:36

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 04 Oct 2017, 16:42

rhino wrote:there is a hard-on bearer in his 50s around here, that stands on sidewalks with his walker and smokes weed and stares at cars, often giving me the horns when i'm jamming, i will give him the horns back. thats all i got :redneck:


:redneck:

i had something like this one time. this older gentleman was pulling out of the grocery store parking lot as i was pulling in. he started playing good times bad times really loudly, our eyes met and we sang it together briefly, and pointed in glorious recognition

then i bought a loaf of bread
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Re: local doof

Postby rhino » 04 Oct 2017, 16:46

moments like these breed positivity :xx:
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 04 Oct 2017, 16:54

it was really goofy and also made me very happy :idea: i think back to this moment occasionally
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Re: local doof

Postby rhino » 04 Oct 2017, 17:27

i bet he does too
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Re: local doof

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Re: local doof

Postby Holocaust » 04 Oct 2017, 19:44

:redneck:
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 16 Oct 2017, 15:38

i thought this thread would have more local doofs in it

i will correct
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Re: local doof

Postby Nick » 16 Oct 2017, 18:20

Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:Dale crites
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 16 Oct 2017, 20:13

:krinor:
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Re: local doof

Postby zim » 17 Oct 2017, 06:33

there's a local hard-on bearer who is know by the name 'Big World' and he rides a bicycle with a cart attached to it which has signs for several local businesses. he will setup his bicycle and signs on popular corners of town and sit there for hours smiling and waving at every single person who passes by.

recently big world was admitted to the hospital and had a severe infection in both of his legs, i think it was mrsa. he can no longer ride his bicycle but a gracious collaboration of people got together and bought him a motorized wheelchair and he is once again able to advertise local businesses and share a smile and wave at passersby.

(he used to ride a fucking lawnmower around town but the city put a stop to that shit)

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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 17 Oct 2017, 07:50

he looks right friendly
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Re: local doof

Postby Nick » 17 Oct 2017, 08:22

Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:Dale crites
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: local doof

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Re: local doof

Postby Nick » 17 Oct 2017, 18:10

Yup
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 20 Oct 2017, 17:20

:beer:
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Re: local doof

Postby Nick » 27 Oct 2017, 20:50

horse dealies wrote:http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/2013/11/meet-dale-crites-a-k-a-britneygirl-dale/


Saw him dance/walking down the street today in a pink sports bra and black shorts
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 27 Oct 2017, 21:26

did you post it on insta

got to insta that shit
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Re: local doof

Postby Nick » 27 Oct 2017, 22:40

I was driving
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 27 Oct 2017, 23:01

that’s no excuse
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Re: local doof

Postby zim » 28 Oct 2017, 00:15

are you on insta dustigram?
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 28 Oct 2017, 00:57

i have a secret work account :suss:

to follow obscure private accounts related to major players in the televisual game :suss:

but i do not have a proper account where i post things. back in the day i was on flickr :interessant:
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Re: local doof

Postby zim » 28 Oct 2017, 02:28

i use instagram and like it the most out of all social media
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Re: local doof

Postby Verbal » 28 Oct 2017, 05:53

that is a nice story, zim
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Re: local doof

Postby zim » 28 Oct 2017, 06:40

thanks gleeso
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Re: local doof

Postby horse dealies » 28 Oct 2017, 06:44

thx glss

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