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local doof

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share your stories
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and you know this man how
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Dale crites
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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that is the most rhino anyone has ever looked
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i saw rhino :suss:
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there is a hard-on bearer in his 50s around here, that stands on sidewalks with his walker and smokes weed and stares at cars, often giving me the horns when i'm jamming, i will give him the horns back. thats all i got :redneck:
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Nick wrote:Dale crites
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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what do you mean you give each other horns
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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rhino wrote:there is a hard-on bearer in his 50s around here, that stands on sidewalks with his walker and smokes weed and stares at cars, often giving me the horns when i'm jamming, i will give him the horns back. thats all i got :redneck:
:redneck:

i had something like this one time. this older gentleman was pulling out of the grocery store parking lot as i was pulling in. he started playing good times bad times really loudly, our eyes met and we sang it together briefly, and pointed in glorious recognition

then i bought a loaf of bread
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moments like these breed positivity :xx:
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it was really goofy and also made me very happy :idea: i think back to this moment occasionally
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i bet he does too
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:redneck:
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i thought this thread would have more local doofs in it

i will correct
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Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:Dale crites
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:krinor:
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there's a local hard-on bearer who is know by the name 'Big World' and he rides a bicycle with a cart attached to it which has signs for several local businesses. he will setup his bicycle and signs on popular corners of town and sit there for hours smiling and waving at every single person who passes by.

recently big world was admitted to the hospital and had a severe infection in both of his legs, i think it was mrsa. he can no longer ride his bicycle but a gracious collaboration of people got together and bought him a motorized wheelchair and he is once again able to advertise local businesses and share a smile and wave at passersby.

(he used to ride a fucking lawnmower around town but the city put a stop to that shit)

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he looks right friendly
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Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:Dale crites
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Yup
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:beer:
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Saw him dance/walking down the street today in a pink sports bra and black shorts
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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did you post it on insta

got to insta that shit
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I was driving
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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that’s no excuse
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are you on insta dustigram?
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i have a secret work account :suss:

to follow obscure private accounts related to major players in the televisual game :suss:

but i do not have a proper account where i post things. back in the day i was on flickr :interessant:
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i use instagram and like it the most out of all social media
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that is a nice story, zim
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thanks gleeso
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thx glss
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