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no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 04 Oct 2017, 19:46

or "n'october," if you like
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 04 Oct 2017, 19:55

I won't be doing this
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 04 Oct 2017, 20:00

fuck that.
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 04 Oct 2017, 20:13

well you aren't welcome anyway :evil:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Hitoshura » 04 Oct 2017, 21:12

i have already broken the no beer vow several times over, which i never took in the first place and never would
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 04 Oct 2017, 21:56

Maybe for no booze november
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Ninny » 04 Oct 2017, 22:45

Beer consumption has increased for me
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Hitoshura » 04 Oct 2017, 22:49

Nick wrote:Maybe for no booze november


novermber contains my birthday, there shall never be a no booze november in my house :judge:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 04 Oct 2017, 23:14

Unless you go hard in October and end up in a booze coma
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby zim » 04 Oct 2017, 23:25

I will drink a beer this month just to not do this
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 05 Oct 2017, 01:03

we both know that's a lie
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 05 Oct 2017, 02:01

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HEY ZIM
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Josh » 05 Oct 2017, 02:04

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:fuck that.
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Re: no-beer october

Postby zim » 05 Oct 2017, 04:49

Nick wrote:Image

HEY ZIM


WHERE DO I ORDER

edit: apparently this beer is horrible :redneck: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16836/41127/
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 05 Oct 2017, 05:16

You'll probably like it though
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 05 Oct 2017, 22:59

well i am drinking no beers until after the race

on account of i drink them way more than i used to and i would like to rid myself of this extra beer weight for maximal race runnery :llama:

and it is going well so far THANKS
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Verbal » 05 Oct 2017, 23:05

no leave clover

no leaf clover

no leaf blower
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 05 Oct 2017, 23:57

leaf blowers are awful machines and should be banned 4 eva
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Verbal » 06 Oct 2017, 00:02

but people have a constitutional right
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Verbal » 06 Oct 2017, 00:08

i will take this moment to point out that people arguing for or against something based on what the constitution says (or some interpretation of what it says) is an incredibly dumb thing to do
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 06 Oct 2017, 00:41

you think something is dumb?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Verbal » 06 Oct 2017, 00:44

i know it is
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Hitoshura » 06 Oct 2017, 03:00

when's the big race then
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Re: no-beer october

Postby zim » 06 Oct 2017, 03:29

after this next beer
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 06 Oct 2017, 03:57

the 22nd

17 days from today :eek:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 06 Oct 2017, 04:40

22 victory beers to celebrate the race :gay:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 06 Oct 2017, 06:35

i'm not driving home :al:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby User » 06 Oct 2017, 08:11

drinking boatloads of beer in this period and particularly proud

gimme gimme gimme
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Hitoshura » 06 Oct 2017, 10:37

it's a yes beer october for luke

and also for me :fonz:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 06 Oct 2017, 11:19

Me too :gay:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Josh » 09 Oct 2017, 03:19

Oh hey guys :xx:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby iamgoat » 11 Oct 2017, 01:45

So... no-beer october = Noctobeer?

Noctobeer :xx:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 11 Oct 2017, 21:16

*n'october
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Re: no-beer october

Postby PeterVenkman » 16 Oct 2017, 00:21

Stopped drinking 8 weeks ago so I'll be having a 'sober october', and pretty much every month from here on ha ha.
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Verbal » 16 Oct 2017, 03:34

no beer octoberfest

octopusoberfest
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 16 Oct 2017, 15:29

*noctoberfest
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 16 Oct 2017, 15:30

i actually did have some beer the other night as meine wife and i went to a fancy pants dinner on campus wherein all the courses were paired with local beers

however we signed up for this before n'october went into effect and so it does not count against the total

which remains zero :pepper:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby zim » 17 Oct 2017, 03:19

mmmm i don't think it works like that friendo
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 17 Oct 2017, 03:31

of course it does, you are being deliberately obtuse

a shame
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Verbal » 17 Oct 2017, 03:34

shawshank redemption
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 17 Oct 2017, 07:53

i always think of that scene too :santa:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby horse dealies » 20 Oct 2017, 17:45

two more days :santa:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby zim » 22 Oct 2017, 04:50

damn i need to have a beer soon
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 22 Oct 2017, 05:10

Nick wrote:Image

HEY ZIM
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby User » 22 Oct 2017, 20:45

too many beers on friday, beer break for a few days in this period

then on to the beers, post haste
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 22 Oct 2017, 21:06

I drank a 6 pack of Abita Andygator last night and fucking blacked out! I can't believe it - I haven't done anything like that in well over 10 years! :frown:
I started drinking around 5pm and was done around 7:30 or so. I remember going into the bathroom around 8 or so and then next thing I knew it was 4 in the morning, the sink was running, and I was lying on my back on the bathroom floor! :eek:
I usually have absolutely no problem killing a 6 pack of beer - in fact after a couple of hours I'll often go out and do something if I drank it earlier in the day. but this shit, damn it just hit me hard! maybe I didn't pace my self enough or didn't eat enough prior...Andygator is 8%alc while I usually drink stuff in the 4-5% range so maybe that had something to do with it.
Or maybe i'm just getting old. All I know is I feel like absolute shit this morning.... :homework:
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Hitoshura » 22 Oct 2017, 23:06

6 beers at 8% in 2.5 hours is pretty intense, i could cover maybe half that in the same length of time
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 22 Oct 2017, 23:21

All I know is andygator is a good ass beer
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Hitoshura » 23 Oct 2017, 07:58

i don't think i've had it before :huh: i didn't have any abita at all when i was in nola and that was pushed pretty heavily as the local beer of choice. they distribute here though so it seemed a waste
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Re: no-beer october

Postby Nick » 23 Oct 2017, 08:10

Well get to the store and get some
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?

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