Bachelor party ideas

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Bachelor party ideas

Postby iamgoat » 13 Oct 2017, 14:09

So my fellating lover is marrying Dec 1 and I'm thinking about throwing him such a party but have never been to one or organised one before.

I know the usual stripclub stuff but that's not gonna work for this hard-on bearer. We need to come up with some clever stuff. We used to play a lot of video games together, go out hiking, boardgames, etc.
I was thinking about a day of airsoft in the Belgian woods or go carting.

Ideas are welcome. :santa:
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby Olden Polynice » 13 Oct 2017, 16:50

How many people are we talking?
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby horse dealies » 13 Oct 2017, 17:54

book a nice hotel suite, order up a stripper, and then lead him to believe that a member of your party accidentally killed her

then convince him you have to drive her down to the heuvelland and bury her

and see how long before he cracks
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby Nick » 13 Oct 2017, 18:22

$500 worth of assorted drugs per person
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby rhino » 13 Oct 2017, 20:24

McDonalds buttermilk chicken tenders
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby Nick » 13 Oct 2017, 23:45

Gotta eat something before you do all those drugs
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby Verbal » 14 Oct 2017, 04:31

nick you missed an opportunity here
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby Nick » 14 Oct 2017, 06:58

Verbal wrote:nick you missed an opportunity here


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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby shadowalk » 16 Oct 2017, 00:21

horse dealies wrote:book a nice hotel suite, order up a stripper, and then lead him to believe that a member of your party accidentally killed her

then convince him you have to drive her down to the heuvelland and bury her

and see how long before he cracks


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Re: Bachelor party ideas

Postby horse dealies » 16 Oct 2017, 01:12

:idea:

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