been a papa for a little over a year now

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been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby horse dealies » 20 Oct 2017, 18:41

i recommend this
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

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Postby Nick » 20 Oct 2017, 19:02

horse dealies wrote:i recommend this
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby Lavabug » 20 Oct 2017, 19:38

I will not heed this advice.
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby horse dealies » 20 Oct 2017, 20:12

but who will carry on your squatting legacy when you are gone

who will hoist you upon the funeral pyre
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby iamgoat » 21 Oct 2017, 00:35

I bet you will.
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby Josh » 21 Oct 2017, 02:02

never for me

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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby Nick » 21 Oct 2017, 02:40

iamgoat wrote:I bet you will.


Who?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby rhino » 21 Oct 2017, 06:58

i wonder if i am getting too old to become a popa :oldryan:
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby Hitoshura » 21 Oct 2017, 07:25

i reckon this aint gonna happen for ol' stormicus
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby Nick » 21 Oct 2017, 07:39

Not much happens when you don't leave your house
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby shadowalk » 21 Oct 2017, 08:00

This requires a lot more bling and patience than I'm willing to put out so yeah...nope.
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby TamPron » 21 Oct 2017, 22:37

Does he still play with buckets on the floor?
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

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Postby horse dealies » 23 Oct 2017, 19:01

TamPron wrote:Does he still play with buckets on the floor?


yes but they are different buckets, we got rid of the other ones because they became pool toys and then sat out for weeks and got nasty :ickface:
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby TamPron » 24 Oct 2017, 12:54

Are buckets his favorite?
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby Josh » 24 Oct 2017, 13:45

Put the bucket on his head and buy him a play guitar!
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby iamgoat » 25 Oct 2017, 00:32

I really dislike kids :oldryan:
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby horse dealies » 25 Oct 2017, 00:48

:frown:
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Postby horse dealies » 25 Oct 2017, 00:48

jorsh wrote:Put the bucket on his head and buy him a play guitar!


birthday in less than two months :bulb:
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby horse dealies » 25 Oct 2017, 00:49

TamPron wrote:Are buckets his favorite?


no books are his current favorite, followed by wind-up race cars, followed by any large box or boxy object that he can push back and forth
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby zim » 25 Oct 2017, 20:09

when I was younger I thought I'd be a father one day

now i have no desire for such
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby horse dealies » 25 Oct 2017, 20:39

wait awhile
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby shadowalk » 25 Oct 2017, 22:15

zim wrote:when I was younger I thought I'd be a father one day

now i have no desire for such


this is basically every adult who doesn't want kids today
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Re: been a papa for a little over a year now

Postby horse dealies » 03 Nov 2017, 17:56

the mabb sperm shall not swim with purpose :alone:

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