soon will be the christmas times

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soon will be the christmas times

Postby horse dealies » 11 Nov 2017, 00:31

a dark period for many
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby iamgoat » 11 Nov 2017, 13:06

:grimsanta:
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Josh » 11 Nov 2017, 13:42

Another xmas card?
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby horse dealies » 11 Nov 2017, 17:30

only if you kill your other dog before the holiday :occifer:
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Josh » 11 Nov 2017, 20:51

Yeah that's not funny
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby horse dealies » 11 Nov 2017, 22:38

i should have saved that joke for the christmas card
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Josh » 12 Nov 2017, 02:13

:idea:
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Nick » 12 Nov 2017, 02:56

Let's just forget this thread happened and you still can
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby horse dealies » 12 Nov 2017, 06:35

christmas cards are for horribly offensive jokes :idea:
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Nick » 12 Nov 2017, 08:22

Why not just have a big gay pool party pop up out of it
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby horse dealies » 12 Nov 2017, 10:28

needs more despondency
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Nick » 12 Nov 2017, 10:47

Put corpse paint on them
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby TamPron » 12 Nov 2017, 12:41

meat poolie
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby horse dealies » 12 Nov 2017, 13:24

pools of dead meat?
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby TamPron » 12 Nov 2017, 14:31

overflowing
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby iamgoat » 15 Nov 2017, 08:45

Nick seems obsessed with big gay pool parties.
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby User » 15 Nov 2017, 17:59

I should have a good Xmas this year, doing the family thing. Vahmpy you into Black Pete?
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Abzu » 16 Nov 2017, 00:56

I enjoy the Jol Christmas times
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby iamgoat » 16 Nov 2017, 02:32

User wrote:I should have a good Xmas this year, doing the family thing. Vahmpy you into Black Pete?


Yeah we all were as kids. Not anymore of course. And for the last few years this country has gone apeshit about Black Pete being racist. There was even a political party based on it.

Historically it was Saint Niclas who bought up slaves and gave them the highest possible rank, which was knight. Many people see images of it and find it racist, which I can understand, but they don't know the history of it.
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby shadowalk » 16 Nov 2017, 15:23

Nick wrote:Why not just have a big gay pool party pop up out of it
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby horse dealies » 06 Dec 2017, 18:29

:judge:
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby zim » 16 Dec 2017, 22:28

already heard more than enough of this shite in the stores to make me want to kill myself multiple times
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby zim » 16 Dec 2017, 22:28

is this something that happens in foreign lands that aren't the united states?
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby horse dealies » 17 Dec 2017, 00:15

mos def
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Verbal » 17 Dec 2017, 00:45

that c.unt was a terrible character in d.exter
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby zim » 17 Dec 2017, 01:02

i didn't like him in house either, why does he always talk like he has cotton in his mouth
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Verbal » 17 Dec 2017, 01:10

i dont remember him in house

i wouldnt mind watching an epsidode or two of house now

of course it is no longer on netflix
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Ninny » 17 Dec 2017, 01:15

I listened to some mos def songs but he was very negative :frown:
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Josh » 17 Dec 2017, 12:54

zim wrote:already heard more than enough of this shite in the stores to make me want to kill myself multiple times



try working 48 hours a week and have to hear it nonstop
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby zim » 17 Dec 2017, 13:54

yeah i used to work at walmart too
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Nick » 17 Dec 2017, 14:38

Or just retail in general.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Olden Polynice » 17 Dec 2017, 16:40

Where is vega? That signature is hilarious.

Zim it used to be worse in Australia than it is these days. I assume it's not as bad now due to not wanting to piss off Muslims or something.
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Re: soon will be the christmas times

Postby Nick » Yesterday, 00:17

Olden Polynice wrote:Where is vega? That signature is hilarious.


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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?

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