now some cocksuckers stole my amazon package

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now some cocksuckers stole my amazon package

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ordered the new converge, samael, iron monkey, primitive man, and scour cds. they were delivered today and not here when i got home on my lunch break. new loud as fuck neighbors moving in on my floor and my package is missing at the same time, coincidence? "stroke me, for i wish to orgasm" i think not. i hope these fucking garden parties enjoy satanic metal. why does everyone suck so fucking much?
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It could have also been delivered to the wrong place :santa:
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i am a regular amazon customer and the address is always the same. it was stolen. i will contact amazon on monday and hopefully they just resend my package (anything i order from now on is going to my mothers) since ive been ordering from them since 2003.
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human = garbage
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Sputtering mucus generators
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we are basically in the christmas season for retail, always a wave of delivered package thefts around this time :frown:
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Tell your leasing office :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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nice edit dusty. Just calling them what they are :santa:
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Nick wrote:Tell your leasing office :santa:

I will but absolutely nothing will be done.
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Probably not but it could be an issue in the entire complex so they might have to try and do something.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:santa: don't think they have cameras but ill ask. Even if they do they probably wont tell me
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jorsh wrote:nice edit dusty. Just calling them what they are :santa:
it used to be a chili cheese fries, i don't know when it got changed :huh:
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Luke is
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most likely :sicken:
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Primitive Man :xx:

They were fucking heavy at Roadburn.
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