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"Please keep an eye on your outdoor pets. We have reported sightings of coyotes in the neighborhood."

:krinor:
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Piss on them
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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that's a long stream
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Get closer
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:llama:
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dont cross them bro
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They love a good tickle though
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i aint seen none of these hoes yet
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Large wildlife :xx: We don't have much of that here. The german wolves that cross the border all get run over :(
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yell at them
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used to hear them howling in the distance at my brothers old farm :grim:
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:shock:
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oh we used to get big packs of them howling in the middle of the night when i lived next to the mountain. shit was spooky the first time i heard it :eek:
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you lived next to a game of t.hrones character? how did you do it and how do i get there?
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i grew up in a well-to-do suburb of central massachusetts. we had a mountain; this made us superior to the other towns in our school district, who were decidedly not mountain-havers.

you can drive there for a visit if you like, but if you wanna settle down you'll need to save up six figures for a down payment and be able to finance half a mil or so to cover the rest
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i dont think stormys seen game of t.hrones :shock:
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seen it all homie, i lived next to that mountain before the character was a twinkle in GRRM's bloated eye
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oh ok phew. was gonna need to make another shoes related pun but i ran out of ideas
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game of scholls
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I haven't seen any game of thrones
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good coyote weather of late
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the coyotess, they call to me
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come be bait
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