DPRK News Service on Twitter

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DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby Holocaust » 30 Nov 2017, 09:45

Is the best thing on the internet today. I don't know who runs it, or why, but I'm glad they do.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News?s=17
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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby rhino » 30 Nov 2017, 09:50

DPRK News Service‏ @DPRK_News
Nov 21

United States goes nearly eighteen hours without sexual abuse scandal.


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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby Nick » 30 Nov 2017, 10:51

Gruesome fish-wife Nancy Pelosi

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby morbid board eli » 06 Dec 2017, 18:24

"Resignation of John Conyers leaves shortfall of sex perverts in US congress. Quota expected to be filled by Alabama province with election of noted Arch-Pervert Roy Moore."

:gaylol: you're not wrong, likely parodic twitter feed
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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby Nick » 06 Dec 2017, 20:35

Oh I forgot about this :gay:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby morbid board eli » 06 Dec 2017, 20:39

it's worth a periodic glance it is
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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby Holocaust » 07 Dec 2017, 10:22

Alabama province :redneck:
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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby Holocaust » 08 Jan 2018, 10:01

Internationally renowned horror author H.P. Lovecraft is subjected to savage interview on U.S. television news channel CNN, concerning Donal.d Tr.ump and alleged plagiarism of forbidden text Necronomicon.

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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby Josh » 08 Jan 2018, 10:30

how dare they compare that fucknut to lovecraft

doesnt even look remotely similiar
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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

Postby Holocaust » 20 Jan 2018, 17:41

US senator Mitch McConnell stares into void of ultimate experience in grueling terror.

Yog Sothoth knows the gate. Yog Sothoth is the gate. Yog Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog Sothoth.

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Re: DPRK News Service on Twitter

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