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getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 19 Dec 2017, 09:30

if you want an insult-laden christmas card, message me your address in a private message and i will send you one

otherwise, do not do that

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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby zim » 19 Dec 2017, 09:39

i have a postcard sitting around, i would be happy to exchange dusticus, PM'D
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Josh » 19 Dec 2017, 09:54

Lay it on me home skillet
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 19 Dec 2017, 18:34

Best idea ever!!! :xx: :grimsanta:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 20 Dec 2017, 10:22

all except the international one will go out tomorrow :santa:

unless i also get a fancy stamp :bulb:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby shadowalk » 20 Dec 2017, 23:51

are you willing to send one out to manila? hopefully one with a :santa: or a gay pool party pic though i'm not sure what the post office will think if you go for the latter :idea:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 20 Dec 2017, 23:52

horse dealies wrote:if you want an insult-laden christmas card, message me your address in a private message and i will send you one

otherwise, do not do that

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:santa:

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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Paste Human » 02 Jan 2018, 06:55

So how many of these did you end up sending out? The idea made me laugh, but I never got around to sending the PM.
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Jan 2018, 07:08

one international

three domestic

the most ever!

























































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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby zim » 02 Jan 2018, 12:08

i was going to write back and insult your handwriting because i thought mine was bad but i ended up sarding

i appreciated the card dusto and had many a good laugh

also :fuckoff:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Josh » 02 Jan 2018, 12:18

I know right? I thought mine was bad. Holy shit
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Paste Human » 02 Jan 2018, 13:19

Now I really wish I had sent that PM :frown:

On a somewhat related note I vaguely remember getting a lot of shit for the quality of my handwriting after posting a picture of a handwritten grocery list. This must have been five or six years ago.
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Josh » 02 Jan 2018, 14:08

i think i remember that :gaylol:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 02 Jan 2018, 14:12

Dusty, did you ever get that special stamp?
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 02 Jan 2018, 14:12

Oh shit you did? I just saw your post up there.
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Jan 2018, 14:59

:hard-on bearer:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 02 Jan 2018, 15:05

:thingy:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 02 Jan 2018, 15:18

I hope it has much drunk on it.
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Jan 2018, 16:33

zim wrote:i was going to write back and insult your handwriting because i thought mine was bad but i ended up sarding

i appreciated the card dusto and had many a good laugh

also :fuckoff:


i know, i'm probably spending too much time saying hello to people and going outside to practice my penmanship

if you want i could try to put you in touch with my kindergarden teacher though, i'm sure she would love to watch you write the alphabet on paper
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Jan 2018, 16:34

jorsh wrote:I know right? I thought mine was bad. Holy shit


my hands are permanently cramped from strangling poorly behaved dogs to death
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Nick » 02 Jan 2018, 19:35

My handwriting is a shit but I can read it so that's all that matters :gay:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Hitoshura » 02 Jan 2018, 22:16

oh dear i need to get my ass to the post office
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 02 Jan 2018, 22:46

I hope yours will arrive here soon, dusto.
I shall reply :xx:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Jan 2018, 23:53

:bulb:
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby zim » 03 Jan 2018, 09:24

iamgoat wrote:I hope yours will arrive here soon, dusto.
I shall reply :xx:


good luck with the address
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 03 Jan 2018, 17:03

it's because i make the postman a platter of hamburgers every christmas

that's how my mail gets sent
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Josh » 04 Jan 2018, 11:37

zim wrote:
iamgoat wrote:I hope yours will arrive here soon, dusto.
I shall reply :xx:


good luck with the address



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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Josh » 08 Jan 2018, 11:12

i googled street viewed your address dusty, nice house!

if its the right one :redneck: looks hueg
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Abzu » 10 Jan 2018, 21:28

Why the fuck didn't I see this earlier?! :homework::::;;;
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Nick » 10 Jan 2018, 21:54

Because you were busy doing other things
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby zim » 10 Jan 2018, 22:28

less time on personal things

more time on internet things
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 11 Jan 2018, 19:04

Dusty's letter arrived! It took me and my gf some decoding. And only 1,50 to send the letter?? Sending a letter within my own country costs that much.

Now time to decode the address and reply. :xx:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Abzu » 11 Jan 2018, 23:34

Is there still time?
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 11 Jan 2018, 23:47

there are 347 days until christmas
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Josh » 11 Jan 2018, 23:57

I like how you ignored that I googled your address :redneck:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 12 Jan 2018, 00:27

jorsh wrote:I like how you ignored that I googled your address :redneck:


I've done it too!
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Verbal » 12 Jan 2018, 00:32

you misspelled dusto
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Hitoshura » 12 Jan 2018, 01:07

i finally went to the post office yesterday after work to get mein card, it was everything i'd hoped for and more
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby Abzu » 12 Jan 2018, 01:19

harpsichord dynamo wrote:there are 347 days until christmas

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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 12 Jan 2018, 01:22

Writing one back to dusto in this period.
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 12 Jan 2018, 01:57

:shbp:
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Re: getting drunk and writing christmas cards

Postby iamgoat » 17 Jan 2018, 23:29

Yo dusty I've sent my card to you this week. :santa:
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