Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

I can't answer either of these questions

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

Just try.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

He's some dude my mom hooked up with on new years eve 1983. I assume he's some kind of white trash because my mom makes terrible choices. That probably means he's unemployed and hooked on something because I live in white trash maryland.

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

Okay.

How about we pretend your dad is someone cooler? Like Kirk Weinstein or something?

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

My daddy is a loser too. So my new pop can be Fenriz.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

[jawn galliano]

not doing too much these days

[shadowalk]

our dad is a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day

[rhino]

for real?

[vO)))id]

My dad is a narcistic asshole who can't take care of himself financially and has always been a leech of the family and his own children.

I've had good times with him when I was little and learned many things but I'm happy he's not in my life anymore.

oh, and he's a car mechanic.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

not doing too much these days

He's still listening to yes somehow