Fuck filing taxes!

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Pissed off!!!!! :ra: :ra: :ra:
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Different tax softwares give different results! What is this shit. Stressed out about this. For about five minutes I almost got a heart attack when I saw an almost $3000 owed balance. But then I remembered I was messing about to see what happens when you file separately and checked filing jointly to get my $12K standard deduction and breathed a sigh of relief.
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I'm still waiting to get all my paperwork in the mail
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Have you guys noticed different tax softwares giving different results? Turbo Tax said I owed $1000 more than Tax Slayer did. I'm thinking about going to Walmart where the tax consultants have set up shop and see what their result shows.
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I thought the workplace handles all these tax things. Well at least that's how it is over here. I would receive an email from HR containing the forms I would need to sign and just print and sign the papers and bring those to HR.
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The Ultimate wrote:Have you guys noticed different tax softwares giving different results? Turbo Tax said I owed $1000 more than Tax Slayer did. I'm thinking about going to Walmart where the tax consultants have set up shop and see what their result shows.
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Creditkarma is a little better than turbotax and got me similar numbers. It's also free.
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in australia you just log into the government website, put your tax file number in, do your taxes online.
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sorry we don't live in soviet australia
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User wrote:in australia you just log into the government website, put your tax file number in, do your taxes online.
in america, tax preparation companies have lobbied hard against the simplification and automation of tax filing

yay corporate overlords
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you yanks need to have these tax things fixed
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not going to happen until the entire political caste and their corporate puppetmasters are dethroned
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i smell a second revolution
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I just realized that I stand to lose several hundred dollars in my annual (partial) property tax refund because I allowed a fellating lover to sign on to my lease when he moved in. He doesn't pay any rent, but if you have a roommate the government assumes it is 50/50.
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not charging rent is fucking stupid
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Aside from the tax issue it isn't costing anything for him to live with me so I don't really care, but it is definitely a very odd arrangement for a variety of other reasons.
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He doesn't wear pants around the house?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Haha, no he doesn't really do anything that bothers me. It's just that his life situation is very complicated and needs sorting out (long story) and he and I have a very bizarre relationship (even longer story). It's fine on a day to day basis, but when I sit down and think things over I inevitably ask myself "what the hell is going on here?" So there's that.
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Or it's you who doesn't wear pants around the house :suss:
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pantless house party :gay:
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expecting a nice wad of cash in this period :shock:
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Nick wrote:I'm still waiting to get all my paperwork in the mail
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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shadowalk wrote:pantless house party :gay:
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Let's move that party out to the pool

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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paperwork? you mean W-2


who the fuck mails w-2s in 2018? pick that shit up at work or they send you a digital copy.
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Mail elitism
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jorsh wrote:paperwork? you mean W-2


who the fuck mails w-2s in 2018? pick that shit up at work or they send you a digital copy.
Stuff from the bank and county :santa:

My work doesn't mail or post the w2s until the 31st. So that should be there later today.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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just for mine today :greenie:
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